Daily Chat Thread - 14th Feb

(Land_of)_Maz

Snaggles wrote: »

I picked out the most flattering ones! :rotfl:

Did you notice how I'm hiding behind babies and other assorted household items on most of them?!

Take more than a small child or a household item for me to hide behind... now household appliance, maybe i could hide behind some big ones, washing machine maybe?

:rotfl: :rotfl:

jacs76

Maz3374 wrote: »

Take more than a small child or a household item for me to hide behind... now household appliance, maybe i could hide behind some big ones, washing machine maybe?

:rotfl: :rotfl:

omg i'm in stitches dan has just come in to ask why i'm crying lol :rotfl: :rotfl:

jacs76

off to find a small avatar pic of my huge bulk

floss2

When my mum started asking me if I was pregnant (at 41 - :eek:) I took it that her eyesight was going along with her marbles & put it down to her brain cancer - it was my size 12/14 wine belly.....

Snaggles

Hmmmm.....size 14......huge bulk.......

I'm thinking 'pants on fire'

jacs76

cant find one to fit on the page

Snaggles

jacs76 wrote: »

cant find one to fit on the page

Give over! :rotfl:

What are you like!

notanothergreyhair

Snaggles wrote: »

Oh my goodness, I was just chuckling at your replies about the poetry when Stu rang, so I tactfully asked him. He said he would 'have to come back to me on that one'.....and I have just had another poem, by text message.....(don't read if easily offended!!)

I'm the champagne
And you are the ice
Let me into the bucket
And I'll be very nice!

:eek::rotfl:

I would say 'just don't let him pop the cork early'...

...but that would be childish and impertinent, so I won't.

Gemmzie

My mum was a size 20 at this time! Since when is a 14 overweight and pregnant-looking? :eek:

Burlesque_Babe

oooh, to be a size 14........

erm, no floss, many thanks for your kind offer, but I think i'll pass......I realllllllllly hate house plants - particularly spider plants!!