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Son failed driving test.
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I suspect it was the candidate who was waiting to get passed not the examiner.
I once had a walk on part in my school's end-of-term concert. Paul Kelly (the Head Boy) was compering the proceedings and was about to introduce the next act. I entered, stage left, brandishing a sheet of paper:
Me (pointing to the piece of paper): "Kelly, Kelly, is that an 'i' or an 'o'?
Kelly: "It looks like an 'o' to me"
Me: Thank heavens for that. My uncle's shot himself!"1 -
TooManyPoints said:I suspect it was the candidate who was waiting to get passed not the examiner.
I once had a walk on part in my school's end-of-term concert. Paul Kelly (the Head Boy) was compering the proceedings and was about to introduce the next act. I entered, stage left, brandishing a sheet of paper:
Me (pointing to the piece of paper): "Kelly, Kelly, is that an 'i' or an 'o'?
Kelly: "It looks like an 'o' to me"
Me: Thank heavens for that. My uncle's shot himself!"We need singers not comedians. 😁
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silverwhistle said:Mickey666 said:As for the conspiracy theory (because it has to be someone else's fault, right?), the Govt didn't make much money from me because I passed first time after just two lessons
Presumably my previous four years motorcycle experience had honed my instincts enough to readily spot the idiots who don't give way at roundabouts, among so many other things.
Self-preservation tends to have that effectDrat you! I needed 4, although a less experienced M/C rider, plus probably as a late starter a bit older too.;-)As for LeeUK, having noticed quite a number of his posts I'm not sure he should be driving even now!Four is still pretty good! Just goes to show the value of driving experience and motorcycling is certainly a good way to develop road awareness. Unfortunately it can also be a little bit 'Darwinian', so is perhaps not ideal, but of all my friends who started driving motorcycles as soon as possible, most of them passed their driving test with very few formal driving lessons.But of course, the days of sending off for a provisional driving licence at 17, slapping an L-plate on a 250cc motorbike and driving off into the sunset are long gone!
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Mickey666 said:silverwhistle said:Mickey666 said:As for the conspiracy theory (because it has to be someone else's fault, right?), the Govt didn't make much money from me because I passed first time after just two lessons
Presumably my previous four years motorcycle experience had honed my instincts enough to readily spot the idiots who don't give way at roundabouts, among so many other things.
Self-preservation tends to have that effectDrat you! I needed 4, although a less experienced M/C rider, plus probably as a late starter a bit older too.;-)As for LeeUK, having noticed quite a number of his posts I'm not sure he should be driving even now!Four is still pretty good! Just goes to show the value of driving experience and motorcycling is certainly a good way to develop road awareness. Unfortunately it can also be a little bit 'Darwinian', so is perhaps not ideal, but of all my friends who started driving motorcycles as soon as possible, most of them passed their driving test with very few formal driving lessons.But of course, the days of sending off for a provisional driving licence at 17, slapping an L-plate on a 250cc motorbike and driving off into the sunset are long gone!0 -
Mickey666 said:silverwhistle said:Mickey666 said:As for the conspiracy theory (because it has to be someone else's fault, right?), the Govt didn't make much money from me because I passed first time after just two lessons
Presumably my previous four years motorcycle experience had honed my instincts enough to readily spot the idiots who don't give way at roundabouts, among so many other things.
Self-preservation tends to have that effectDrat you! I needed 4, although a less experienced M/C rider, plus probably as a late starter a bit older too.;-)As for LeeUK, having noticed quite a number of his posts I'm not sure he should be driving even now!Four is still pretty good! Just goes to show the value of driving experience and motorcycling is certainly a good way to develop road awareness. Unfortunately it can also be a little bit 'Darwinian', so is perhaps not ideal, but of all my friends who started driving motorcycles as soon as possible, most of them passed their driving test with very few formal driving lessons.But of course, the days of sending off for a provisional driving licence at 17, slapping an L-plate on a 250cc motorbike and driving off into the sunset are long gone!Far off days indeed;...when I was a yoof any number of my mates and acquaintance rode off into the sunset on their 250cc Suzuki’s;...unfortunately a good proportion rode off into oblivion. The number of fatalities was horrendous and tragic.
16 year old kids let loose on a 250cc bike;...a recipe for disaster. Thanks god things have improved massively since then.
Quick footnote: In the 1930’s if you passed a motorcycle test you could immediately graduate to driving a car!...no further test required. Good idea, eh? .😁
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Biggus_Dickus said:Mickey666 said:silverwhistle said:Mickey666 said:As for the conspiracy theory (because it has to be someone else's fault, right?), the Govt didn't make much money from me because I passed first time after just two lessons
Presumably my previous four years motorcycle experience had honed my instincts enough to readily spot the idiots who don't give way at roundabouts, among so many other things.
Self-preservation tends to have that effectDrat you! I needed 4, although a less experienced M/C rider, plus probably as a late starter a bit older too.;-)As for LeeUK, having noticed quite a number of his posts I'm not sure he should be driving even now!Four is still pretty good! Just goes to show the value of driving experience and motorcycling is certainly a good way to develop road awareness. Unfortunately it can also be a little bit 'Darwinian', so is perhaps not ideal, but of all my friends who started driving motorcycles as soon as possible, most of them passed their driving test with very few formal driving lessons.But of course, the days of sending off for a provisional driving licence at 17, slapping an L-plate on a 250cc motorbike and driving off into the sunset are long gone!Quick footnote: In the 1930’s if you passed a motorcycle test you could immediately graduate to driving a car!...no further test required. Good idea, eh? .😁
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It looks like the OP has reported the examiner for instructing the driver to do something that had dubious legality. That is a different issue from failing the test. His son failed for driving too near the car in front. A complaint against the examiner has been lodged. He might get disciplined, or even the sack, or they might deem his behaviour acceptable, but that does not change the result of the test even if the pave-mounting incident upset the OP's son. In real life all sorts of things will upset you when driving, but it should not affect your standard of driving.1
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Biggus_Dickus said:Mickey666 said:silverwhistle said:Mickey666 said:As for the conspiracy theory (because it has to be someone else's fault, right?), the Govt didn't make much money from me because I passed first time after just two lessons
Presumably my previous four years motorcycle experience had honed my instincts enough to readily spot the idiots who don't give way at roundabouts, among so many other things.
Self-preservation tends to have that effectDrat you! I needed 4, although a less experienced M/C rider, plus probably as a late starter a bit older too.;-)As for LeeUK, having noticed quite a number of his posts I'm not sure he should be driving even now!Four is still pretty good! Just goes to show the value of driving experience and motorcycling is certainly a good way to develop road awareness. Unfortunately it can also be a little bit 'Darwinian', so is perhaps not ideal, but of all my friends who started driving motorcycles as soon as possible, most of them passed their driving test with very few formal driving lessons.But of course, the days of sending off for a provisional driving licence at 17, slapping an L-plate on a 250cc motorbike and driving off into the sunset are long gone!Far off days indeed;...when I was a yoof any number of my mates and acquaintance rode off into the sunset on their 250cc Suzuki’s;...unfortunately a good proportion rode off into oblivion. The number of fatalities was horrendous and tragic.
16 year old kids let loose on a 250cc bike;...a recipe for disaster. Thanks god things have improved massively since then.
Quick footnote: In the 1930’s if you passed a motorcycle test you could immediately graduate to driving a car!...no further test required. Good idea, eh? .😁
A recipe for disaster? Well certainly a risk that some did not survive, hence my previous 'Darwinian' comment.
Another footnote: It was also possible to get HGV licences, even class 1, without taking a test in the 'good old days'.1 -
Mickey666 said:Biggus_Dickus said:Mickey666 said:silverwhistle said:Mickey666 said:As for the conspiracy theory (because it has to be someone else's fault, right?), the Govt didn't make much money from me because I passed first time after just two lessons
Presumably my previous four years motorcycle experience had honed my instincts enough to readily spot the idiots who don't give way at roundabouts, among so many other things.
Self-preservation tends to have that effectDrat you! I needed 4, although a less experienced M/C rider, plus probably as a late starter a bit older too.;-)As for LeeUK, having noticed quite a number of his posts I'm not sure he should be driving even now!Four is still pretty good! Just goes to show the value of driving experience and motorcycling is certainly a good way to develop road awareness. Unfortunately it can also be a little bit 'Darwinian', so is perhaps not ideal, but of all my friends who started driving motorcycles as soon as possible, most of them passed their driving test with very few formal driving lessons.But of course, the days of sending off for a provisional driving licence at 17, slapping an L-plate on a 250cc motorbike and driving off into the sunset are long gone!Far off days indeed;...when I was a yoof any number of my mates and acquaintance rode off into the sunset on their 250cc Suzuki’s;...unfortunately a good proportion rode off into oblivion. The number of fatalities was horrendous and tragic.
16 year old kids let loose on a 250cc bike;...a recipe for disaster. Thanks god things have improved massively since then.
Quick footnote: In the 1930’s if you passed a motorcycle test you could immediately graduate to driving a car!...no further test required. Good idea, eh? .😁
A recipe for disaster? Well certainly a risk that some did not survive, hence my previous 'Darwinian' comment.
Another footnote: It was also possible to get HGV licences, even class 1, without taking a test in the 'good old days'.0
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