Planning my virtual MSE house leaving NYE party - who to invite?

SDLT_Geek

Mutton_Geoff said:

Glad you can make it, I wanted to tell you about a wheeze that is going to save my buyers £90k on stamp duty if they complete by 31st March ;-)

Oh yes, I had meant to discuss this at the virtual party.  Only a few hours to go now.  I guessed the wheeze might be the double benefit from the SDLT holiday obtained with a claim for multiple dwellings relief.  I find SDLT is always a good conversation starter at a party.  At least when there is a saving to be had!

badger09

SDLT_Geek said:

You need to have something ready to wear for when we all jump into the pool.

Birthday suit it is then. Though it could do with ironing.
I'll also pack my donkey jacket & DMs for the stroll across to the casino. Do I need to bring my own chips? If so, please note they will be Gluten Free, so I won't be sharing them 

Doozergirl

I peaked early.   🥳 

Hootenanny should have started hours earlier today.  

Slithery

Doozergirl said:

I peaked early.   🥳 

Hootenanny should have started hours earlier today.  

I've not even started yet. I was meant to have the day off but one of my staff is ill so I'm at work for another hour.

Mutton_Geoff

I found Doozergirl in one of the bedrooms in the east wing. Collapsed on the floor, red wine all over the shag pile carpet. One of the staff have adminstered alka seltzer and I'm back to the casino to make sure the magnet hasn't fallen off the bottom of the roulette wheel.

SDLT_Geek

Mutton_Geoff said:

I found Doozergirl in one of the bedrooms in the east wing. Collapsed on the floor, red wine all over the shag pile carpet. One of the staff have adminstered alka seltzer and I'm back to the casino to make sure the magnet hasn't fallen off the bottom of the roulette wheel.

So alka seltzer can get red wine stains off a shag pile carpet?

Mutton_Geoff

SDLT_Geek said:

So alka seltzer can get red wine stains off a shag pile carpet?

They are synthetic, a damp rag sorts them but someone trod some oil into the lounge Wilton, Fred forgot to put the sump plug back in when he was changing the oil on the Bentley and G_M went to get a copy of an AST from his car and walked through it.

greatcrested

I wondered where G_M had gone. Thought I saw him earlier heading for the pool but when I got there all I could see was my own reflection in the water.

UnderOffer

Has no one invited Land_Registry? He appears to be answering threads at 10pm 🙁

SDLT_Geek

UnderOffer said:

Has no one invited Land_Registry? He appears to be answering threads at 10pm 🙁

Come on in @Land_Registry. The party is just getting going!