Planning my virtual MSE house leaving NYE party - who to invite?

bouicca21

I am sitting by the pool, sipping champagne and demolishing the caviar canapés.  I did wander into the casino earlier but frankly it was a bit tacky, what with a naked Badger chewing his chips and smearing tomato ketchup all over the roulette table.

Mutton_Geoff

Announcement over house Sonos system : can everyone make their way to the ballroom, the champagne buckets just being loaded up.

Doozergirl

What a night!   Happy New Year everyone! 

It was not my red wine in the carpet!   I'm in the East Wing on the champers, watching you all on the CCTV that may or may not point into neighbouring property. 

Does anyone need a kitchen design tearing apart? 

Davesnave

 I got lost in the fog! Sat nav said I was getting close, but then the road seemed to end in the middle of a field. My way was barred in every direction by Japanese Knotweed and vicious briars and parts of the track began to subside when I stood on them. It was a bleak and scary place!

A cold mist rolled down from the hills and I began to feel most uneasy....Was this 'The North' that people spoke of in hushed tones? Far off, some church bells rang. They seemed to be saying "Turn around Dave and get the hell out of here while you still can...Crashy's Great Downturn is nigh!"

So I put the Allegro into first, scarpered back home,moved  all my savings into bitcoin and breathed a huge sigh of relief.  Phew!

csgohan4

Man I got a hang over, well done everyone. Shame I didn't catch @Bowelhead at the party, love to see a glimpse of their crystal balls

I could swear I saw Crashy at the party by himself in the corner muttering something to himself, something about a house price crash and the world will end

csgohan4

Davesnave said:

 I got lost in the fog! Sat nav said I was getting close, but then the road seemed to end in the middle of a field. My way was barred in every direction by Japanese Knotweed and vicious briars and parts of the track began to subside when I stood on them. It was a bleak and scary place!

A cold mist rolled down from the hills and I began to feel most uneasy....Was this 'The North' that people spoke of in hushed tones? Far off, some church bells rang. They seemed to be saying "Turn around Dave and get the hell out of here while you still can...Crashy's Great Downturn is nigh!"

So I put the Allegro into first, scarpered back home,moved  all my savings into bitcoin and breathed a huge sigh of relief.  Phew!

Don't forget the Krugerands and gold

SDLT_Geek

Great party, thanks @Mutton_Geoff for organising it.  Are you sending your buyers a list of the breakages / damages?  Don’t forget the stain on the shag pile carpet.  I see that @Doozergirl has posted an alibi for that.

csgohan4

SDLT_Geek said:

Great party, thanks @Mutton_Geoff for organising it.  Are you sending your buyers a list of the breakages / damages?  Don’t forget the stain on the shag pile carpet.  I see that @Doozergirl has posted an alibi for that.

Don't forget you can't claim new for old on your rental tax return

Well done for the party, it was a blast, managed to see Doozergirls building skills in person, they managed to refit a kitchen in a night just for the hell of it

Davesnave

csgohan4 said:

Davesnave said:

 I got lost in the fog! Sat nav said I was getting close, but then the road seemed to end in the middle of a field. My way was barred in every direction by Japanese Knotweed and vicious briars and parts of the track began to subside when I stood on them. It was a bleak and scary place!

A cold mist rolled down from the hills and I began to feel most uneasy....Was this 'The North' that people spoke of in hushed tones? Far off, some church bells rang. They seemed to be saying "Turn around Dave and get the hell out of here while you still can...Crashy's Great Downturn is nigh!"

So I put the Allegro into first, scarpered back home,moved  all my savings into bitcoin and breathed a huge sigh of relief.  Phew!

Don't forget the Krugerands and gold

They're already buried in the garden in a bag for life.

Land_Registry

SDLT_Geek said:

UnderOffer said:

Has no one invited Land_Registry? He appears to be answering threads at 10pm 🙁

Come on in @Land_Registry. The party is just getting going!

Sadly I missed the invite as went to bed early looking forward to 2021 arriving sooner that way. And of course excited by what new posts MSE might bring on NYD
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