Planning my virtual MSE house leaving NYE party - who to invite?

Mutton_Geoff

It's open house. I'll be posting out Airtags shortly for those that are saving money by posting themselves using Evri so I don't have to rely on their tracking.

As there is no collection on the 1st, you guys will be accommodated in my garage so your body heat helps warm the bedroom above. It's got an asbestos board roof, so don't go carving your names into it.

badger09

In view of above, I will open applications for the 1st 10 wearers of my thermals immediately after the next Octopus Savings session when I will have washed & tumble dried them all. 

I will be running ‘Build a tent from recyclables’ webinars via Zoom & YouTube. 

RedFraggle

Can I see an EICR and gas safety certificate for the property before attending please? If not available please pay for one to be provided. 
I'd also like a reduction in entrance price of 20% and to leave with more refreshments than I bring because the unicorns said this is fair and just in my position. 
Thanks

babyblade41

I also heard your gaff has damp, my new damp meter purchased on Amazon states the whole downstairs is wetter than the proverbial

Murphybear

MovingForwards said:

Am I not invited this year ☹️
I can bring homemade green tom chutney, there's bound to be some cheese leftover from the holidays, and find a HPC-er on my way to provide the fireworks.

I’ve got some left over from last year, we had a glut of cherry tomatoes.  

badger09

I’ve just remembered to pack my thermal camera so I can sort the sheep from the man made fibres & decide who will be my new best friends😉 

Ditzy_Mitzy

Can I come?  I shall bring as much to drink as can be reasonably fitted in a Happy Shopper carrier bag, probably a bottle of Smirnoff, another of Malibu and a litre and a half of someone's own-brand cola; and shall then spend most of the evening hanging about on your patio and smoking, having already demanded an ashtray/old baked bean tin with some water in (depending on what's available).  

Oh, and what records, tapes or CDs should the partygoers bring?  We'll need a decent selection.  

MovingForwards

@Ditzy_Mitzy we've all got time to pick a decade and obtain the New Year's No1, that could cover all attendees ages and maybe liven up the garden as people dance to keep warm.

Doozergirl

RedFraggle said:

Can I see an EICR and gas safety certificate for the property before attending please? If not available please pay for one to be provided. 
I'd also like a reduction in entrance price of 20% and to leave with more refreshments than I bring because the unicorns said this is fair and just in my position. 
Thanks

Can we sit together, please? I'll build you something and you can eat it!

Ditzy_Mitzy

MovingForwards said:

@Ditzy_Mitzy we've all got time to pick a decade and obtain the New Year's No1, that could cover all attendees ages and maybe liven up the garden as people dance to keep warm.

Ooh:

Money (That's What I Want) - The Beatles - 1963
Money - Pink Floyd -1972
Money, Money, Money - ABBA - 1976
Money's Too Tight to Mention - The Valentine Brothers - 1982
She Works Hard for the Money - Donna Summer - 1983
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits - 1985
Money Talks - The Adventures of Stevie V - 1989/90
Got Your Money - Ol' Dirty Bas***d - 1997

It wouldn't be half bad.  Maybe others could suggest something too!