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Things the opposite Sex do which they think is Attractive but isn't?

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  • gomer
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    edited 10 December 2019 at 6:38PM
    And women jiggle themselves around all the time but if we try and discreetly rearrange ourselves for comfort we get labelled as pervs.

    As any man who's ever sat on himself knows :(

    Exactly. I get that over exaggerated manspreading is just uncouth & crude yes, but honestly ladies (and this isn't an excuse) try shoving a couple of plums down your drawers while wearing tight trousers then keep your legs tightly shut for an entire journey. It's really not comfortable. Your balls get pinched to bits in the crotch area of your trousers. It is definitely without question a lot more comfortable sitting with your legs a bit apart when you have tackle & a pair of balls shoved between them & I'm really not making excuses.


    As any man who's ever sat on himself knows :(

    Dude, get a nut-bra lol
  • gomer wrote: »
    Dude, get a nut-bra lol

    Are they like bawbags?
    A kind word lasts a minute, a skelped erse is sair for a day.
  • gomer
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    Are they like bawbags?

    I jest. It's actually a spoof product which helps men stop accidentally sitting on their balls. Have a look on youtube lol
  • toniq
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    edited 10 December 2019 at 10:08PM
    Q: Things the opposite Sex do which they think is Attractive but isn't?


    A: Drive buses
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • Korkyb
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    Botoxed lips.


    I'm sure somebody, somewhere, must think they are attractive....
    Was it really "everybody" that was Kung Fu fighting ???
  • sevenhills
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    gomer wrote: »
    try shoving a couple of plums down your drawers while wearing tight trousers then keep your legs tightly shut for an entire journey. It's really not comfortable.


    Men that wear tight trousers.


    Why do they do that?
  • Mrs_Ryan wrote: »
    Men who wear skinny jeans especially the very skinny ones! I was trying to buy OH some jeans for Xmas and the ‘trendier’ end of the market had a choice of skinny, super skinny or spray on skinny! I ended up paying a fortune for 2 pairs of Levi’s just to get him some half decent straight legged ones!


    That just shows how we're all different. I love a man in drain pipe jeans !!!
  • gomer
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    Women of a certain size wearing leggings, who really shouldn't be wearing them at all. If you have a backside like jupiter & saturn crashing together in a pair of pants you might perhaps find a skirt more suitable. Which brings me to twirking. That's a no thank you too!
  • gomer wrote: »
    Women of a certain size wearing leggings, who really shouldn't be wearing them at all. If you have a backside like jupiter & saturn crashing together in a pair of pants you might perhaps find a skirt more suitable. Which brings me to twirking. That's a no thank you too!

    Brutal..but hilarious
    With love, POSR <3
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