The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

MingVase

Yes, America seems quite a dangerous place to live, one way and another.

boultdj

I had to look it up Nargle, And had a laugh at the 4 and 20 virgin song, thank god for someone putting it on youtube.

Elona_2

ming vase

For some strange reason I have the "Hedgehog song" from Terry Pratchett running through my head. The only bit I remember is that for a giraffe you need a ladder. Possibly better not to elaborate and let you use your imaginations. Oh, er, maybe not.

I laughed out loud at the "Jack and Jill " one. I needed cheering up as I am still blushing over forgetting it was a Bank Holiday and trying to phone the medical centre to arrange a shingles jab. 

maryb

OK OK, let's keep this clean!

Ivy I'm sure your youthful singing was entirely blameless

Wanders off humming  " There was Ivy, Ivy, being rather lively in the stores, in the stores...."

VJsmum

"There was ming, ming, who hadn't done a thing, in the stores, in the stores" 

(you will note I haven't  resisted the urge to do "mary, mary, looking rather hairy.."  )

silvasava

My uncle taught me ' There was a Scottish soldier' and a boyfriend who was a rugby captain got me into lots more........including rude songs lol!

Floss

There was VJsmum, sitting on her bum, in the stores, in the stores....

LameWolf

There was Grey Queen, slicing runner beans in the stores, in the stores...

ivyleaf

A creative lot, aren't we 

VJsmum

My older brothers taught me inky pinky parley vous when I was quite young.   Luckily I didn't understand it or repeat it anywhere I shouldn't.