THE Prepping thread - a new beginning :)

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Oh GOODY! that makes it all right then doesn't it, off to spend all of my 10p savings on something frilly!!!

southantrim3

mardatha wrote: »

I see the guv are to release a booklet to calm our fears re a no-deal Brexword. Oh that'll sort it all out then aye. I can stop all prepping and worrying now. :D

Sure, when they build this bridge from Scotland to Northern Ireland, you can escape over the boarder to the Republic of Ireland and all will be well

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/why-15bn-bridge-to-scotland-could-be-the-answer-to-brexit-conundrum-37242554.html

WeegieWumman

southantrim3 wrote: »

Sure, when they build this bridge from Scotland to Northern Ireland, you can escape over the boarder to the Republic of Ireland and all will be well

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/why-15bn-bridge-to-scotland-could-be-the-answer-to-brexit-conundrum-37242554.html

Alternatively we could ask the illustrious Donald Trump to grant us asylum

GreyQueen

WeegieWumman wrote: »

Alternatively we could ask the illustrious Donald Trump to grant us asylum

Nah, he's only interested in helping (helping himself) to former models like M e l a n i a. I don't think any amount of wealth or a US visa would persuade any of us to do the wild thing with Trumpie....... bleugh!

Cappella

Good grief GQ THAT is a seriously disturbing thought :eek:

ivyleaf

I suddenly feel rather ill......_pale_

Cappella

Ivyleaf - there are just some things that no amount of prepping will prepare you for. And that particular scenario GreyQueen just came up with put me off my supper too :eek::o:o

Nargleblast

Wonder if he keeps his ginger toupee on when doing the dirty deed?

Cappella

He has to Nargleblast. Everyone knows the ginger toupee is really an alien life form and secretly controls the wretched man!

Karmacat

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I didn't think there was anything about him that could genuinely amuse me (rather than the horrified, high pitched "huh" that usually comes out), but that did