Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

davemorton

Infact, my view on BB this year, I think it is wrong that they have put a person from another reality show in, a ex-BBC reporter and a few others, it should be 'normal' none celebrity people in there, just my point of view. (Am watching it on 1hr catch-up BTW)

Sunshinemummy

Whilst researching ideas for the house I can across this...

A lady . . .

1 Finds laughter is the best medicine

2 Can say ‘thank you’ no matter where she is in the world

3 Cooks perfect, crispy roast potatoes

4 Offers to split the bill

5 Knows that everyone, including herself, improves with age

6 Offers the builder a cup of tea

7 Excels at making love, lasagne and long gin and tonics

8 Can silence a man with a stare and make a dog lie down with a hand signal—and vice versa

9 Can imitate Piglet and Pooh voices for a bedtime story

10 Prefers Mr Knightley to Mr Wickham, but is secretly in love with Rupert Campbell-Black

11 Never downs a drink in one, unless it’s a shot of tequila

12 Is aware that the school run and dog walking do not require full make-up

13 Never wears shoes she can’t walk in

14 Knows when a man is spoken for

15 Can paunch a rabbit, pluck a pheasant and gut a fish, but allows men the privilege

16 Remembers her godchildren’s birthdays

17 Knows songs for a long car journey

18 Is neither early for a dinner party nor late for church

19 Doesn’t over-pluck her eyebrows

20 Knows how to deflect a lecher with grace, and a proposal with kindness

21 Comforts nervous flyers

22 Would never have Botox

23 Knows when to let a man think it’s his idea

24 Would never own a handbag dog

25 Can tie—and untie—a bow tie

26 Might not understand the rules of rugby and cricket, but enjoys the game anyway

27 Knows when to take control in the bedroom and the boardroom

28 Knows the difference between Bentley & Skinner and Baddiel and Skinner

29 Instills manners in her children, but lets their characters flourish

30 Knows when to deadhead a rose

31 Is never afraid to overdress

32 Can handle a sports car, a sit-on mower and a ski lift

33 Knows when to stop dyeing her hair

34 Teaches her son to iron his shirts and her daughter to change a fuse

35 Owns a little black dress

36 Always has a hanky

37 Knows that ‘brevity is the soul of lingerie’

38 Has kissed several frogs and made them feel like princes

39 However lucky in life, she doesn’t boast on Facebook


With this criteria I am not sure if I am a lady!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

davemorton

And Lip Sync battle..................just what is the point of that show, just give me the hundreds of thousands that would have cost and I will sit watch an empty screen.

TrulyMadly

SSM....I do lovely roast potatoes:rotfl:

TrulyMadly

I can't watch reality shows Dave.....they dont agree with me:rotfl:

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I can't watch reality shows Dave.....they dont agree with me:rotfl:

I know what you mean, but they give a good opportunity to shout at the TV.

purpledonkey

Not the most exciting deal, but I just preordered the new Harry Potter script book - The Cursed Child. Via QC and Ts Direct you can get 1.5% cashback, one of those coin things and an additional 100 CC points.

You know you're getting old when you can be bothered to queue up at midnight anymore :rotfl:

Nannylala

Good morning ..feeling good after a great nights sleep gonna have a catch up now and then hair dyeing today ready for a hairdresser visit tomorrow to get it cut ..very :money:doing it this way

streetlights

Good morning I hope you are well and have a fabulous Monday.
Happy shopping.

bubbs

Morning all
Beautiful morning :T:T