Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

rhosynbach

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Confession time.... I don't iron. I don't even know if I have an iron. :):):) I did vacuum over xmas, it was the first time in years... I did not know how to use the vacuum cleaner and had to be taught! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl: your worse than me, I don't iron. Its a waste if time , online or tumble .good shake then on hangers . I did go to iron a shirt before Christmas only to find the iron broke . apparently it fell out if the top air cupboard and broke, before last Christmas. :rotfl:

bubbs wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl: you nut job!
I prefer winter washing as gets dried in tumble, take out before completely whizz iron over hang on hangers jobs a good un:rotfl::rotfl: i cant get in a bed without sheets being ironed though:o

Sheets :eek: you iron sheets . then you get in bed and crumple them up what's the point .:o

bubbs

TrulyMadly wrote: »

As long as it's sunny and breezy it goes out on the line. Otherwise we put it over the stove, on a clothes horse around the fire or the radiators:)

See i dont have the room to leave clothes horse up:(

TrulyMadly

rhosynbach wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl: your worse than me, I don't iron. Its a waste if time , online or tumble .good shake then on hangers . I did go to iron a shirt before Christmas only to find the iron broke . apparently it fell out if the top air cupboard and broke, before last Christmas. :rotfl:



Sheets :eek: you iron sheets . then you get in bed and crumple them up what's the point .:o

I iron my sheets....it's lovely stretching out your toes into clean smooth cotton sheets:D

bubbs

Serendipitious wrote: »

Is that the going rate?

I might start up a little business if it is....

No:rotfl::rotfl: i thought she would say do one:rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Borrowed from FB

He refuses to move from the three seats he’s taking up, but the reason makes complete sense

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh theater, as people were taking their seats for the show. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient.

“Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher, who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “Alright buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Sam?”

With pain in his voice, Sam replied “… the balcony.”

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:T:T:T:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

rhosynbach wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl: your worse than me, I don't iron. Its a waste if time , online or tumble .good shake then on hangers . I did go to iron a shirt before Christmas only to find the iron broke . apparently it fell out if the top air cupboard and broke, before last Christmas. :rotfl:


Yes love nice crisp ironed sheets, duvets, pillowcases and even iron tea towels:o:o
Sheets :eek: you iron sheets . then you get in bed and crumple them up what's the point .:o

Sunshinemummy

Rhosy... sorry lost your quote..... good girl x

miss_corerupted wrote: »

Maybe the house but OH will object so I may have to settle on the car

I think you should go for a stripped look!

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I iron my sheets....it's lovely stretching out your toes into clean smooth cotton sheets:D

I totally agree with you... this is bliss. If I won the lottery it would be the first thing that I would do... get someone to put fresh air dried, ironed bedding on my bed everyday!

rhosynbach

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I iron my sheets....it's lovely stretching out your toes into clean smooth cotton sheets:D

I must just be lazy :rotfl: I like mine fresh from washing line. Shake the bugs of . and on the bed. Feels so fresh and smells nice.
Unless they have been muck spreading .:rotfl:

bubbs

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I iron my sheets....it's lovely stretching out your toes into clean smooth cotton sheets:D

:T:T:T:T agree and the nice crisp smell

Sunshinemummy

OH is looking for DS2 a new car.... apparently after DS3 took his old car apart it is naffed. When I say looking for a new car, I mean for me to pay for. I give up.

bubbs

rhosynbach wrote: »

I must just be lazy :rotfl: I like mine fresh from washing line. Shake the bugs of . and on the bed. Feels so fresh and smells nice.
Unless they have been muck spreading .:rotfl:

Muck spreading:eek::eek::eek: it stinks