Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

miss_corerupted

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Double dare!



But what colour? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Silver, my mam thought it was black for some reason lol

Serendipitious

bubbs wrote: »

Marmie the muggle:rotfl:
If you was close i would do for £20 an hr SSM:rotfl::rotfl:
How do you dry your washing in the winter TM?

Is that the going rate?

I might start up a little business if it is....

TrulyMadly

Oh well

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Sunshinemummy

miss_corerupted wrote: »

Silver, my mam thought it was black for some reason lol

I understand 'silver car' anything else is goblydeegook!

:D:D:D:D:D

TrulyMadly

Our glorious leader.....

He say no........

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Sunshinemummy

Borrowed from FB

He refuses to move from the three seats he’s taking up, but the reason makes complete sense

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh theater, as people were taking their seats for the show. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient.

“Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher, who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “Alright buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Sam?”

With pain in his voice, Sam replied “… the balcony.”

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

miss_corerupted

Its a bit generic looking I was thinking of getting it sprayed purple or green or maybe orange or all

Sunshinemummy

Serendipitious wrote: »

Is that the going rate?

I might start up a little business if it is....

There is good money in cleaning and laundry, but even more in adult escort work..... and the latter is more fun!

Sunshinemummy

miss_corerupted wrote: »

Its a bit generic looking I was thinking of getting it sprayed purple or green or maybe orange or all

Any just what are you thinking of getting sprayed?

:D:D:D:D

miss_corerupted

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Any just what are you thinking of getting sprayed?

:D:D:D:D

Maybe the house but OH will object so I may have to settle on the car