Parking charge after 3 years

hoohoo

The_Voice_Of_Reality wrote: »

I will probably find your squirrel jokes quite funny, ask if your paying, and when you say no hang up and take a call from some pathetic crying student and pretend to be empathising while I give her the finger and get her to pay me. Standard day really,

Oops he gave the game away there.

If he knows he is up against someone who knows he has no case, he doesn't waste any more time but hangs up and goes after the low hanging fruit.

Giant_Hogweed

The_Voice_Of_Reality wrote: »

What else amuses me?

1. "I didn't see anywhere on the sign saying I couldn't park across two bays. I mean SERIOUSLY?(thumps chest and twists mouth)"
2. "These charges aren't enforceable, they won't take me to court" (two weeks later) "why have I got a CCJ Mr Reality? I thought these weren't enforceable and I could ignore these?!"
3. "I had my toddler with me, that's why I was I in a parent and toddler bay! (Photograph shows Ferarri with, get this, no car seat)"
4. "I never received the PCN in the first place" (PCN is clearly posted on the windscreen). "Somebody must of ripped it off" (the debtor ripped it off."
5. "I've just had a baby, I can't afford this"! (Drives a Ferrari with, get this, no car seat)
6." I can park wherever I want, it's private land there are no rules"(I ask if i can park on their front lawn) "come anywhere near my house and I'll...(no you won't).
7. "Oh just take me to court, I'm not worried about it I've got a good case"(has six PCNs issued for overstaying at the same site).
8. "Oh just take me to court, im not worried about it I'm a solicitor(spends next thirty minutes whinging and demanding a manager, because they obviously aren't worried about it.)
9. "What's your office address?! I'm gonna come there and nut you one mate! Get it cancelled or I'll have ya!" (I look up their neighbourhood and quote an address five minutes away from them and tell them when I finish work, and they go quiet and hang up. Later I check the account and they've paid it.)
10. What really amuses me the most, is probably how many people can't actually figure out how to put dee car, in dee bay, within dee lines, and not in dee roaaaaad. Or perhaps the people who can't count out the difference between 2 hours max stay and 10, even when they use all 12 fingers.

Pull the wings off butterflies. I'm in the beer garden watching beautiful butterflies and bleeting lambs right now, drinking a nice pint of Old Rosie, paid for by all of the above and more! Cheers!

4. "I never received the PCN in the first place" (PCN is clearly posted on the windscreen). "Somebody must of ripped it off" (the debtor ripped it off."

"Somebody must HAVE ripped it off":rotfl:
"Somebody must HAVE ripped it off":rotfl:

You must be really successful with diction like this....:D

The_Voice_Of_Reality

Giant_Hogweed wrote: »

4. "I never received the PCN in the first place" (PCN is clearly posted on the windscreen). "Somebody must of ripped it off" (the debtor ripped it off."

"Somebody must HAVE ripped it off":rotfl:
"Somebody must HAVE ripped it off":rotfl:

You must be really successful with diction like this....:D

I imagine my diction and pronunciation is probably clearer than 90% of debtors: "I ent fakin paying mate you can take me it court durrrrgh."

Coupon-mad

Why are you talking about 'debtors' on a private parking tickets forum, which isn't about 'debt'?

The Voice Of Reality, if you want to talk about 'debtors' try the debt free wannabe forum which might suit you better, where you can taunt people with real debt worries, then soon get PPR'd for being a numpty.