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  • Generali
    Generali Posts: 36,411 Forumite
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    Pyxis wrote: »
    Does anyone know a good joke?

    (Clean, clever and funny?)

    An inflatable boy is being told off by his inflatable teacher for taking a pin into his inflatable school.

    "Not only have you let me down and the school down, you've let yourself down."
  • Pyxis
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    edited 14 June 2016 at 12:13PM
    Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

    He would stop at nothing to avoid them.







    What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    Not too sure, but the flag is a big plus.
    (I just lurve spiders!)
    INFJ(Turbulent).
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  • Wheezy_2
    Wheezy_2 Posts: 1,879 Forumite
    How do you keep a Belgian busy?

    Put him in a round room and say there are chips in the corner.
  • Pyxis
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    Wheezy wrote: »
    How do you keep a Belgian busy?

    Put him in a round room and say there are chips in the corner.

    :rotfl: Only a Belgian could get away with telling that joke! :D

    Was it made up by a Frenchman? :D
    (I just lurve spiders!)
    INFJ(Turbulent).
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  • Generali
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    How many Belgians does it take to change a light bulb?

    6: 1 to hold the bulb, 4 to turn the room and one to get the frites.
  • chris_m
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    Pyxis wrote: »
    Was it made up by a Frenchman? :D

    Damn, beat me to it :rotfl:
  • Pyxis
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    Blimey! Just switched on the TV for the tennis, and it's absolutely bucketing down in London!
    Needless to say, there ain't going to be no tennis for a bit!






    Generali, you're either a Belgian or you're very, very far away! :rotfl:
    (I just lurve spiders!)
    INFJ(Turbulent).
    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    I love :eek:



  • Wheezy_2
    Wheezy_2 Posts: 1,879 Forumite
    Pyxis wrote: »
    Blimey! Just switched on the TV for the tennis, and it's absolutely bucketing down in London!
    Needless to say, there ain't going to be no tennis for a bit!

    Generali, you're either a Belgian or you're very, very far away! :rotfl:


    Yes, heavy showers here.
    Whereabouts do you live, Pyxis?
    (fully understand if you don't wish to say of course....)
  • Pyxis
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    Well, a long time ago, I used to live not a million miles from your YS supermarket! :D
    As for where I am now........................

    In Outer Herts!







    ;)
    (I just lurve spiders!)
    INFJ(Turbulent).
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    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    I love :eek:



  • PasturesNew
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    It's mostly overcast here, with occasional bits of sun - but it's very breezy! Very breezy.
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