Don't think Igor can spell Emporium.....and Chef certainly can't pronounce it........oh you like it, do you, Igor? Emporium it is, then....get your dictionary out and start doing the signboard......and we'll just have to get someone else to answer the phone instead of Chef.
Welcome to Ennessdee Towers, Tjh, the lady of the manor (marmite ) will add you to the list. Mrs Doyle! Tea please for Tjh - and some of those little nibbly things....
Welcome to Ennessdee Towers, Tjh, the lady of the manor (marmite ) will add you to the list. Mrs Doyle! Tea please for Tjh - and some of those little nibbly things....
No Igor,not last year's emergency egg sarnies,carefully stored in your 4th best unmentionables,next to the plunger.... :eek:
Don't think Igor can spell Emporium.....and Chef certainly can't pronounce it........oh you like it, do you, Igor? Emporium it is, then....get your dictionary out and start doing the signboard......and we'll just have to get someone else to answer the phone instead of Chef.
Ok,compromise...'The Chicky Ferret Cafe' it is,though Cheffie even has trouble with that,and insists on shouting 'chicky bork,chicky bork!' down the phone.
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( Chef: Hallooooo, Chicky Furry Hurdy Gurdy Boork Boork.....
Caller: Don't bother, I'll go to McDonalds...)
Consider it done!Welcome btw.
I hope that you enjoy the challenge. :money:
No Igor,not last year's emergency egg sarnies,carefully stored in your 4th best unmentionables,next to the plunger.... :eek:
Woger mummyroysof3.
Ok,compromise...'The Chicky Ferret Cafe' it is,though Cheffie even has trouble with that,and insists on shouting 'chicky bork,chicky bork!' down the phone.
I see that we have our work cut out for us....
You see the bit that says "Em[STRIKE]pir[/STRIKE] p[STRIKE]poo[/STRIKE] pro [STRIKE]eee[/STRIKE] ium" ?
Just cross it out and write "Cafe" instead. Ok?