The Fabby December NSD Challenge with Tinsel,Much Hilarity,Conga lines and HM Eggnog!

marmiterulesok

Igor is heard muttering darkly about getting his revenge for the wanton destruction of his much beloved and prized chest wig collection.....

lynnejk

Hiya all :hello:


Reporting in with NSD 3


Lx

Nargleblast

marmite - don't worry about the cost of the crane, Booger Off magazine were there at the time and got some spectacular pictures! Watch for next week's edition....the money they paid [STRIKE]me[/STRIKE] us for the exclusive story will settle any bills incurred!

I am about to have a serious talk with Igor about his chest wig obsession. Don't worry, I shall be my usual kind, sensitive and tactful self.

Igor! Get your scrawny arris in here!

amber03

No 3 for me today. Pennies firmly stayed in my purse :)x

marmiterulesok

amber03 wrote: »

No 3 for me today. Pennies firmly stayed in my purse :)x

lynnejk wrote: »

Hiya all :hello:


Reporting in with NSD 3


Lx

Thank you,thank you,thank you kind people! :j:j
The cauldron was just whingeing about the general lack of vittals this month....

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

marmite - don't worry about the cost of the crane, Booger Off magazine were there at the time and got some spectacular pictures! Watch for next week's edition....the money they paid [STRIKE]me[/STRIKE] us for the exclusive story will settle any bills incurred!

I am about to have a serious talk with Igor about his chest wig obsession. Don't worry, I shall be my usual kind, sensitive and tactful self.

Igor! Get your scrawny arris in here!

Apparently another one of Victor Mature's antique chest wigs as used in the film 'Samson and Delilah' has turned up on fleabay and Igor having a secret Samson obsession....something to do with his gorgeous,manly locks as well....though he might just be suffering from severe delusions,as I was always under the impression that he rather emulated Donald Trump's hirsutian splendours....

:eek::eek:

Now Igor,we're doing this for your own good....you'll thank us later.We do not have the money to spend on another ratty,flea bitten chest wig!!!

PS Booger Off to the rescue again.

For those of you not in the know,Booger Off is weekly glossy magazine similar to Hello magazine but for those with for class and style ie us.

marmiterulesok

Good morning all! :wave:

Nargleblast

Good morning NSD gang!

marmite - my little chat with Igor has worked. He has cancelled his fleabay account, thrown out his collection of chest wig catalogues and invested his life savings in a mammoth batch of Dr Scroggins' s Miracle Hair Grow Cream. He is applying it every time after he has a bath. I said to him that it might take several months, so he has increased the frequency of his baths to once a fortnight. He has a magnifying glass and ruler handy to measure hair growth.

So, good news on the end of the chest wig obsession which has caused him to steal the Ennessdee Towers Bog Roll Fund (loud cries of relief from the NSD gang, who can now uncross their legs).

The downside is - Dr Scroggins' s Miracle Hair Grow Cream has a pervasive odour. Think stinky feet, overcooked Brussels sprouts blended with essence of putrefying dead rat, and you have some idea of what it's like.

Nargleblast

And knitwitch - you really don't need to measure up Fabio for panto tights, we already have a job lot of them left over from last year. They might need a boil wash as Tiddles has been sleeping on them, but they'll do nicely. Quickly now, get them in the washing machine - loads of powder, and hot water ....90 degrees should do it.....

craftingmad

Another one for yesterday to declare 4/14 for me and 4 in a row