The Sky's The Limit November NSD Challenge with fireworks and treacle toffee for all!

marmiterulesok

No,Nargle,they've been condemned.'Bout time,if you ask me.

Oh dear,does that mean that Igor is going to,erm,go commando? :eek:

Knit Witch getting the knitting needles fired up!

Buffythedebtslayer

this thread does make me laugh.

Yes that is 2/10 NSDs I would colour it but I keep losing posts when I do that.

and I am good, many painkillers and a compression bandage.........


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marmiterulesok

Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »

this thread does make me laugh.

Yes that is 2/10 NSDs I would colour it but I keep losing posts when I do that.

and I am good, many painkillers and a compression bandage.........


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You know,this nsd malarkey is deadly serious.We need a chuckle or two to keep us sane...

Fair enough,you've got the compression bandage/painkiller issues sorted,but I bet you haven't taken your temperature this morning,have you?

Igor,stop fiddling with your chest wig and get over here!*
Your finely honed temperature taking services are required pronto.

Don't worry about putting your nod number in color then,if you keep losing the posts.

*He can't help it,poor chap.He's got 'days of the week' chest wigs and put on Monday's one by mistake this morning..... :eek:

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Sound the alarm! The charity money has gone missing!

This is a case for......Inspector Swindle of The Yard!

Any news Inspector?

tatabubbly

NSD 6 today, and I shall grab one tomorrow as well!

Nargleblast

Igor, assemble everybody in the library, the Inspector wishes to speak to us!

marmiterulesok

Oh I do hope that he has good news....

Nargleblast

The mystery deepens......Inspector Swindle has established that Igor was indeed in a bath of cold curry all night, as the smell still lingers....Mrs Doyle has traces of egg sandwich under her fingernails, so her alibi checks out. And Chef and Hubert's singing kept all the neighbours awake, and the police station received umpteen complaints about the noise, so they're in the clear. I was busy doing a photo shoot for Booger Off magazine.

The Inspector is slowly whittling down the list of suspects.....

marmiterulesok

Well,it wasn't me.I was up all night counting my emergency valium stash.

Nargleblast

Ah, but can you prove it? Did anybody see you?

Oh dear, marmite, Inspector Swindle is now suggesting you slipped Valium into everybody's drinks and nicked the cash! However, he is going to look very silly when the photographer from Booger Off magazine shows him the pictures of you counting your stash, with the grandfather clock behind you proving you were nowhere near the cash when it went missing....

Oh you didn't know you were being filmed? Well, at least it gave you an alibi!