The NSD 'Shiver Me Timbers' October Pirate Party on the SS 'Swobzedex' Challenge!

Gem-gem

First NSD for me to go into the cauldron.

Knit_Witch

Number one into the crow's nest cauldron for me! :rotfl:

Carviscocker

✨✨✨ day 1 done boom ✨✨✨

marmiterulesok

Well done shipmates!

Nargleblast

Ah-harr me hearties! Stand by for the ship's rules.....as decreed by Captain marmite who cannot be with us at present on account of being indisposed....( Igor, I knew it was a mistake to let the captain control her own rum rationing..)

All crew to keep their eyes skinned for pirate varmints on the high seas, ancient treasure, and NSDs that just might be swimming past.

All crew to deposit said NSDs into the Cauldron of Doom, which is situated on the starboard deck near the heads.

All crew using the aforementioned heads to limit the use of toilet paper to one sheet per visit. We have limited supplies due to an unfortunate accident with a pilchard and marmalade vindaloo.

All crew to report at eight bells in the morning for allocation of ship's duties.

All crew to report to medical officer (Mrs Doyle) once daily for a dose of prune purgative. Got to keep the crew healthy!

All crew to report to First Mate Nargle at sundown for the daily rum ration, which will be dispensed according to how many NSDs have been acquired that day.

No use of the F word (please report to captain marmite for explanation.

The wearing of chest wigs, stiletto heels, lederhosen, donkey spanx and Spongebob Squarepants wellies is strictly prohibited.
(Hey, who inserted that bit about the wellies???? My speech has been nobbled!)

Now, strike up the accordion and let's have a merry jig for our first night at sea!

Butti

Put me down for 10 NSD ] please

Moonbean

No NSD for me today. I was doing good until I found out I had a staff meeting.
I finished at 5 & so I had an hour to kill before the meeting started...I brought myself
a light snack and a drink since I wouldn't of had anything until 8pm since my lunch at 12 and donughts for my family. Then after I brought a cup of coffee 'cos I needed it after today.

Hope tomorrow will be an NSD.
I won't count today's bus fare as an spend though because for me its a necessity to get to work.

Good luck to those trying their hardest & well done to those who achieved an NSD!

Maybe_its_because

And we're off!!!

NSD 1 in the bag

MIB x

Itsa_Longshot

An exciting start to the month - NSD #1!

marmiterulesok

Moonbeam very wise not to count your bus fare.It's a essential spend!
Better luck tomorrow.

Well done to:
MIB
Itsa Longshot
Gem-gem
Carviscocker
Knit Witch
and marmite for getting #1!

Well done to: DWhite for getting #4!
Yes he started earlier,as early payday.

It's now time for your rum rations:form an orderly queue please.... :j

I hope that Nargle doesn't try her 'one for you,one for me' tactic....we're not eejits,are we?!

Blimey...someone has 'been unwell' in one of her Spongebob wellies!!!!! :eek::eek:
Hubert stop giggling!And what are you doing down here?You're supposed to be up the crow's nest with scotmum.Get up there,on the double!
Honestly.
How goes it scotmum?

Hic!I might just have rest the old noggin on my pillow for a half hour....