The Splendiforous Transylvanian September NSD Challenge!

BigMummaF

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Oh,now BigMummaF you have reached your target and have won the much coveted prize of a gorrjuss candle!



Are you going to raise your target?

Never mind about spending hard earned money on these toons.
Igor,Cheffie,Hubert and the voles are organising a recording sess as we speak.They apparently can imitate all manner of sea dwelling creatures:
break dancing hump back whale :the voles
lobster:Cheffie
stoned seahorse :the voles
hiccuping cuttlefish:Igor
farting shark with the giggles:Hubert

And if they all go 'oooooohoooooh' in the background,it's the sound of the wind.
They haven't worked out how the imitate the waves crashing yet....

Will that do?

Thanks for the offer to sit in on the rehearsals but Choirmaster Malone insisted he should be the one to check on their progress *"encourages" GarrEth along with a rude sound-emitting cattle prod, with the voles dragging him by his trouser cuffs & MrsDoyle pestering him to sign their application to Someone Must Have Talent

The prize will come in handy as muvva's b'day is coming up & it will be easier to cook via the amount of candles we need instead of struggling to find a cake big enough to fit them all on
We had planned to go out both yesterday & today, but ended up taking remedial snoozes--godda told ima doze, bud anvorchewnaidlee I carnd swab beds cuz Ewberd's mange meddycashun brinz me ouddin a rash--so I can call them as nsds...silver cloud & all that :T So think that takes me up tooooooooo 17

scotmumof3

Today was not a NSD. I bought a bottle of cola which wasn't a necessity so a spend really didn't enjoy it after I bought coz I kept thinking about blowing my NSDs. What's wrong with me :eek:

Carviscocker

✨✨day 17 for me ✨✨ whoop whoop ha ha

fedupandskint

]NSD 28 today

Itsa_Longshot

NSD #22 yesterday to reach my target! :j Followed it up with #23 today.

Gem-gem

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Today was not a NSD. I bought a bottle of cola which wasn't a necessity so a spend really didn't enjoy it after I bought coz I kept thinking about blowing my NSDs. What's wrong with me :eek:

I had the same problem today. I bought 2 chocolate bars for £1.20 - one for today and one for tomorrow and two minutes later someone offered me a cake, I was cross that I had wasted a NSD and felt the same when eating the chocolate bar.

Butti

Free personal training session trying out my local gym

NSD no. 5

marmiterulesok

Sorry that I haven't updated today.

The voles used up all the hot water (again) this morning,so I was stuck with shampoo in my eyes all day,and am just finishing my morning constitutional.....what do you mean it's the evening?

But I was so looking forward to my 5pm tipple behind the cauldron!

You mean I've missed Jackanory too.....rats and double rats.

Right,that does it.marmite is declaring a state of war with those heavily tattooed,rude little blighters.

Helga,go and speak to your beard dwelling hooligans and knock some sense into their heads!

I'm off to bed to plot revenge!

ps spendy day here for me.

yes scotmum the voles went off to saff lundun with muggins in tow,plonked me down in a puddle and went off to get tattoos.....and they used Nargle's emergency tropical island slush fund money....yeah,she still doesn't know.I for one wouldn't want to be around when she does.Yeah,we'll just blame Hubert,like we always do.
Helga still hasn't forgiven me,but it wasn't my fault.Igor put them up to it,because he and Helga don't see eye to eye.....That's right,he turned to her and said....

I could write a novel.....but I won't. :cool:

marmiterulesok

Some great numbers there though people!Yippee! :j:j:j

WEll done! :money:

I've haven't thanked those posts yet,cause that's how I know I've copied down the updated number.I'll do it tomorrow.

Like I said,I need time to plot my revenge against those evils,cackling mini thugs. :eek:

Nargleblast

....And thenmarmite picked herself up out of the puddle, cracked open another bottle of Olde Fartinge Widowe Brown Ale and settled down for some serious contemplation about Life, The Universe, and Everyfink......The End.

(No, Igor, we won't tell marmite about the tattoo she acquired when she was unconscious, we will just wait until she has her next three monthly full body hair removal, then she will see it for herself in all its glory....although it will take all her skills in yoga, kamikaze and origami to get herself in the correct pose to examine it.......)