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  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n64ntR-5Mdo

    I do like my Chromecast, means I can play my choons loud on the telly and annoy the neighbours :p :rotfl:
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  • M4RT1N
    M4RT1N Posts: 1,500 Forumite
    A small airplane encounters engine failure and begins to nose-dive. The pilot manages to land the aircraft safely on the ocean. He announces that it is an emergency and that all passengers should remain seated. He further declares that the airplane was designed to stay afloat for an hour provided that the doors are not opened. This would give rescue teams enough time to reach out to help them.

    A soon as the announcement is over, one of the passengers, Mr. jones, runs to open the door. While the passengers look in horror, the pilot yells at Mr. jones, "Please do not do that! Didn't you hear what I announced? This airplane won't sink for a while if the door remains closed!"

    Mr. jones answered, "Ya ya. This plane is also designed to fly, and we all saw how good it was!
  • underperky
    underperky Posts: 5,217 Forumite
    Night nite folks
  • asset2004
    asset2004 Posts: 2,453 Forumite
    aau1 wrote: »
    does everyone know about the pdf moc for a free yeo valley yoghurt from W's?

    https://www.facebook.com/YeoValley/photos/a.89758850687.86762.89754335687/10153484295050688/?type=1&theater

    only good if your W stocks it. I couldn't find it when COS were offering it free :(
    Life is a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.
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  • aau1
    aau1 Posts: 19,401 Forumite
    asset2004 wrote: »
    only good if your W stocks it. I couldn't find it when COS were offering it free :(

    mine stocks it :p
    Apparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    M4RT1N wrote: »
    A small airplane encounters engine failure and begins to nose-dive. The pilot manages to land the aircraft safely on the ocean. He announces that it is an emergency and that all passengers should remain seated. He further declares that the airplane was designed to stay afloat for an hour provided that the doors are not opened. This would give rescue teams enough time to reach out to help them.

    A soon as the announcement is over, one of the passengers, Mr. jones, runs to open the door. While the passengers look in horror, the pilot yells at Mr. jones, "Please do not do that! Didn't you hear what I announced? This airplane won't sink for a while if the door remains closed!"

    Mr. jones answered, "Ya ya. This plane is also designed to fly, and we all saw how good it was!

    Never have a Welshman on your plane :eek:

    There's a small part of pilot training about ditching. Can stay afloat for quite a time as long as the part of the plane above the waterline isnt damaged and all the water outlet and intake valves are shut down.

    Geeksville :o:D :rotfl:
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    If all else fails - read the instructions...

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    If all else fails - read the instructions...

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    Actor Stephen Lewis, best known for his role as officious inspector "Blakey" in the 1970s ITV sitcom On the Buses, has died aged 88, his family has announced.
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