The Absolutely Awesome August 'Silly Season' Holiday NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Typical.I never get to go anywhere nice.

Ok,marmite my dear,look on the bright side and let's get that conga line moving!

Otherwise it's back to the towers to sip on a glass of Blue Nun and read one of Mrs Doyle's 'Mills and Boon' romances.....

Cue the music,c'mon Hubert,Igor,scotmum,Nargle,Knit Witch,Helga and the voles,Itsa Longshot and Mrs Doyle: let's limber up and limbo down ####

# In the navy,you can sail the seven seas,
in the navy you put your mind at ease,
inthe navy #......

Nargleblast

Oh look, Chef is doing the vocals, just as he did with the Muppets! Only it sounds like In Der Navy, hurdy gurdy gurdy boosk!

Dunno who that shifty looking chap is on the end....Oh it's Helga, the beard had me fooled for a minute! Do you think we should stop Knitwitch from getting another round in? We have been charged with some monstrous crimes, but never for being drunk in charge of a broomstick...Oh the shame, the shame....

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Goodness,I've never seen her have so much fun.Talk about letting your hair down...

Mind you,she's worked like the dickens recently,what with Igor's trouseau and Tatty's string vest and satin wedding dress,Igor upteen wedding unmentionables,the voles outfits,Hubert's hotpants and matching pompoms....it's nice to her relaxing.

Oh dear...Cheffie has just started gyrating to 'You Sexy Thing' by Hot Chocolate.... :rotfl::rotfl:
Quick Nargle quick,get your phone out,this is priceless blackmail material!

Oh boy,Helga has just joined him...

I can just see it now.Next thing they'll re enact the run and lift scene in Dirty Dancing.....and Cheffie will be murmuring sternly 'nobody puts Baby in the corner',except it won't sound like that coming from him.More like 'hurdy gurdy chicky chicky bork flerdy floopin'.

Nargleblast

Shame Booger Off magazine isn't here to get the dirty details....or, hang on, that couple at the bar look familiar....stand back, marmite, you need an expert for this.....Oh helloooooo, chaps, simply lovvvvveellly to see you both...Tansy Twitter and Roger Dodger from .....what magazine is it now? Ah yes, Booger Off! My absolute fave mag!
And you are both here to cover what story? Oh, it's actually your day off.....Well, look here, you two, go see the lovely marmite over there, and she'll get a couple of drinkies for you and give you a really hot story! Hope you have your cameras with you....Ciao, darlings!

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C'mon chaps,have a drink...we're all having some of the fine Old Rancid Toadsplatter.Yes,it's still quite a local tipple.That'll put hairs on your chest!

Now you see that old prancing,moustached nutter over there doing his best Elvis impression,it's none than the A list celebrity chef to all the big names:Swedish Chef.
Yes,he certainly knows how to have a good time.Get snapping boys!

Maybe_its_because

*Sneaks in after a few days away*

Been one of those drip drip weeks with a bit of spending here and there. Picked Up 2 NSDs in the process but probably could've done better.

Onwards and upwards

MIB xx

marmiterulesok

Good morning everyone!

Here's a nice cappucino coffee for anyone feeling a bit bleary eyed,like me after last night's knees up down at the local...



Have a good Sunday!

marmiterulesok

Itsa_Longshot wrote: »

So I've not been logging in daily, but I had NSD #5 on Thursday, and #6 on Friday!

A spendy day today though, but I've got to eat!

Very good Itsa Longshot! :j:j

Maybe_its_because wrote: »

*Sneaks in after a few days away*

Been one of those drip drip weeks with a bit of spending here and there. Picked Up 2 NSDs in the process but probably could've done better.

Onwards and upwards

MIB xx

Aren't they annoying,those drip,drip weeks?
Well done on getting 2 nsds. :j:j

Nargleblast

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Good morning everyone!

Here's a nice cappucino coffee for anyone feeling a bit bleary eyed,like me after last night's knees up down at the local...



Have a good Sunday!

Yes, Igor, that's lovely, just as nice as the one marmite made.....Yeuchh! Igor, you plonker! Wash your ears out! I said coffee like the one marmite made.....Not made of Marmite!!!!

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Uh oh.Mrs Doyle has just walked in,nose twitching.She can smell coffee and she looks suspiciously around...



Oh no,Mrs Doyle,that's the new air freshener....yes,we'd all love a cup of tea!