The Absolutely Awesome August 'Silly Season' Holiday NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

(Bertha pipes up to explain they are not her voles, they nest in Helga' s beard, and Bertha was only borrowing them for her mobile hairdressing business to demonstrate what a vole fur wig looks like.)

Make sure you get more toilet rolls, Igor, we don't want to be caught out at the concert tonight. Although if we will all be eating Mrs Doyle's egg sandwiches then we won' t be using the facilities much, eggs having a solidifying effect on the system......Hubert, what is that you are wearing? Oh, you are trying out one of marmite's 18 hour girdles, nice......

Oops,I keep on getting Bertha and Helga muddled up....I don't know why.It's easy to tell them apart,what with Helga being bearded.

What do you mean Hubert,that my 18 hour girdle is too big for you?!
I am not as hefty as a big,hefty donkey!You must weigh two tonnes,wheareas I have a lovely hourglass figure and dainty ankles.
marmite storms off in a major strop,lower lip trembling.

Nargleblast

Quick, Igor, pass the rhubarb brandy, madam' s having one of her turns again...( Well, Hubert, if you will keep borrowing people's undies you must expect them to get a bit narked.)

Itsa_Longshot

So I've not been logging in daily, but I had NSD #5 on Thursday, and #6 on Friday!

A spendy day today though, but I've got to eat!

freebyfifty

Good Morning:T

I stayed away yesterday for fear of lobsters and voles getting into my unmentionables :eek:

However, I don't think it worked as I have a terrible itch....


I also collected NSD 6 yesterday :A:A:A

Nargleblast

Not been anywhere today so no spending has occurred. That makes NSD number 5 for the Cauldron of Doom!

Now off to find my Spongebob stiletto heeled flip flops then head for the Tardis, is everyone else ready?

Nargleblast

This isn't exactly how I imagined the open air concert at Nantucket, Igor!

A seedy-looking pub yard, some battered tables and chairs, people sat drinking cloudy beer and eating stale crisps with pickled onions, and some rather inebriated people bellowing some naff songs into a microphone. Just what exactly did you program into the Tardis satnav?

Nargleblast

Let me see...surely the Tardis can't get "Nantucket" wrong.....No, but Igor can...Igor you fool! You have brought us to one of the grottiest pubs in town - Nan' s Bucket!!!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Let me see...surely the Tardis can't get "Nantucket" wrong.....No, but Igor can...Igor you fool! You have brought us to one of the grottiest pubs in town - Nan' s Bucket!!!

Igor,you really are the biggest plonker going!

Don't worry Nargle we can all still make it to Nantucket,thanks to the wonders of time travel!
I didn't get dressed up to the nines to eat stale crisps and warm beer.
I want to hear some cute American accents,drink an ice cold Budweiser,chomp down french fries and start a conga line with the line dancers!Yee-haw!

Nargleblast

Well, marmite, that is still feasible - if you address the following situations first......Chef and Big Trudie are having a snooker match with some rather dodgy individuals who are determined to win their money back (did you not know Chef is a Swedish Super League Snooker champ?)......Igor is sobbing into a pint of Old Rancid Toadsplatter, and telling a rapt audience about his disastrous nuptials.......Hubert is munching away on a whole gallon jar' s worth of pickled onions, knitwitch is at the corner table doing Tarot readings and scotmum is hogging the microphone doing her impression of Liza Minelli singing Cabaret whilst doing an impromptu pole dance with a nearby lamppost.

Also the NSD gang have run up a hefty bar bill in the time it takes to say "Igor you plonker!"

Nargleblast

And don't get me started on Helga' s blinking voles!