'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

marmiterulesok

Since we're talking of our wedding outfits,I wonder how scotmum is getting on?

I hear that she's planned a stunning backless tartan ensemble with fishnets and your Jimmy Chews that she's held onto...

Oh,hadn't you noticed?

As for Tatty's dress,it's a bigger secret than Kate Middleton's was...

I wonder if Tatty's sister Olga will make as big an impression as Pippa did.Olga is an icy blonde beauty apparently,except for her nose that is,which is similar to Tatty's.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Bert Scroggins has just passed me a note for you....it says "marmite - get your coat, you've pulled!"

Well you know what a sucker he is for a pair of jackboots... remember the embarrassing incident with the Berliner Politzei?

Berlin.....thanks for reminding me.

Oh gawd,I thought that that Scroggins bounder was doing time? :eek:

marmite quickly hurries off slealthily,grabs her passport and emergency fiver and heads off to the nearest airport.
Will she make her flight to Rio in time,or will she have to bat her lashes at Scroggins over a warm shandy?

Nargleblast

Now marmite, you of all people should know that a girl with any class about her will only bat her eyelashes over a glass of chilled champagne.

Nargleblast

Says the Nargle, thrice world eyelash batting champion 1976-1978.

Nargleblast

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Since we're talking of our wedding outfits,I wonder how scotmum is getting on?

I hear that she's planned a stunning backless tartan ensemble with fishnets and your Jimmy Chews that she's held onto...

Oh,hadn't you noticed?

As for Tatty's dress,it's a bigger secret than Kate Middleton's was...

I wonder if Tatty's sister Olga will make as big an impression as Pippa did.Olga is an icy blonde beauty apparently,except for her nose that is,which is similar to Tatty's.

Rumour has it that Olga' s nose has the only bit of hair on her body that isn't dyed.....until Bertha Scroggins gets hold of her that is!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Now marmite, you of all people should know that a girl with any class about her will only bat her eyelashes over a glass of chilled champagne.

Scroggins doesn't believe in spending that kind of cash.....and I've only got 17pence to last me til August.

Nargleblast wrote: »

Says the Nargle, thrice world eyelash batting champion 1976-1978.

You know,I'd heard rumours of this from that incontinent blabbermouth Hubert,but thought he was making it up.
I'd love to see the trophies.

Nargleblast wrote: »

Rumour has it that Olga' s nose has the only bit of hair on her body that isn't dyed.....until Bertha Scroggins gets hold of her that is!

She should team up with Bertha,Igor's vole nesting bearded sister.
I heard that the voles have just had a litter,meaning that Bertha needs to find some new vole friendly accommodation.
Beard extensions?I wonder that batty hairdresser would be interested?

Nargleblast

I thought Igor's bearded sister was Helga? Although I do remember him saying something about another sister who also kept wildlife about her person.... I must say, marmite, Igor and Tatty between them have a whole cavalcade of weirdo relatives......it means the Ennessdee gang for once will look totally normal!

Nargleblast

Igor, just get Hubert to jump in the Cauldron of Doom, will you, there are loads of NSDs that need squashing down to make room for more......

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

I thought Igor's bearded sister was Helga? Although I do remember him saying something about another sister who also kept wildlife about her person.... I must say, marmite, Igor and Tatty between them have a whole cavalcade of weirdo relatives......it means the Ennessdee gang for once will look totally normal!

Helga,yes of course.
The other sister?You mean Big Trudie?
I heard she had nits,but on the upside she is a champion flower arranger,which comes in hardy for the forthcoming nuptials.
So many names to remember....
Maybe I shouldn't have had that fifth glass of Olde Fartinge Bishope with the turnip whisky chaser.
I need to lie down.

Nargleblast

Hmm, Big Trudie on the flowers, Cheffie on the catering, Bertha Scroggins doing the hair, knitwitch doing all the outfits, Mrs Doyle doing the cakes.....Igor, you little star! You 're having a MSE wedding!

All right, calm down and get my cocoa.....And easy on the anchovies! I need a good night's sleep as I have work in the morning....