The 'Gone Racing' Jolly June NSD Challenge at Royal Ascot

scotmumof3

Thanks marmite for the nice new thread and all your hard work keeping it up to date, and keeping us all in order
Under starters orders and here is scotmum at the first hurdle 15 NSDs and coming up on the bend it's scotmum with her in a row target of 3. Watch out Igor I think I'm on a roll

Nargleblast

(Igor smiles cheerfully at scotmum then quietly picks up his copy of Horse-nobbling For Beginners.)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

(Igor smiles cheerfully at scotmum then quietly picks up his copy of Horse-nobbling For Beginners.)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Oh dear.Is that the infamous tome from the pen of the Scroggins pater,Roger Scroggins?

marmiterulesok

Elliesmum wrote: »

Hi All

Can I go for my usual (I feel part of the gang saying that) starter for 10 and I'll try for a 2nd target of 13 as I REALLY would like those sandals - so me.... Hope they haven't been broken in by Igor??

For the first time I'll try 3 in a row.

Lets get in the starting gates ready to go..... :rotfl:

EM xx

One of the gang,of course you are! :j

No,the sandals have been broken in by Hubert.

He gallops better in heels.

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Thanks marmite for the nice new thread and all your hard work keeping it up to date, and keeping us all in order
Under starters orders and here is scotmum at the first hurdle 15 NSDs and coming up on the bend it's scotmum with her in a row target of 3. Watch out Igor I think I'm on a roll

Ah,we have an eager new filly called scotmum!

Just kidding... :rotfl:

You're all signed up people! :j

Nargleblast

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Oh dear.Is that the infamous tome from the pen of the Scroggins pater,Roger Scroggins?

What, him who was married to Bertha Scroggins (Hair Stylist to the Stars, frizzy perms a speciality)?

Pollygarter

Thanks Marmite.

Here I am to join you load of loonies. I do hope there will be a use for the peanutpoopingpony on offer from the euro comp last month in this equine flavoured month. May need a tinfoil hat to interrupt the mind control and the lure of the Precious Things of the Shops as I'm going for double digits.

10 please!

marmiterulesok

Pollygarter wrote: »

Thanks Marmite.

Here I am to join you load of loonies. I do hope there will be a use for the peanutpoopingpony on offer from the euro comp last month in this equine flavoured month. May need a tinfoil hat to interrupt the mind control and the lure of the Precious Things of the Shops as I'm going for double digits.

10 please!

Ah,The Precious Things.Indeed.

I understand the lure,and find that the best way not to be tempted is not to window shop in any way whatsoever.Also go shopping with a shopping list and cash only.

If you're very good then Hubert has offered to give one of his precious things,a lovely pink sparkly peanutpoopingpony,which is one of a limited edition of 100 000.It poops jelly beans,smarties and mini quiches.

Deal?

PS I'm trying not to be offended that you called us loonies.I'm not a loony,but the others are.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

What, him who was married to Bertha Scroggins (Hair Stylist to the Stars, frizzy perms a speciality)?

Yeah,that's the one.She does my hair a treat.

She's also Hubert's stylist and designed and made Igor's chest wig.

Nargleblast

A peanutpoopingpony that poops mini quiches???? Bet that makes its eyes water......

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

A peanutpoopingpony that poops mini quiches???? Bet that makes its eyes water......

Doesn't bear thinking about. :eek: