The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

I am sure he and his mates can apply pressure in the right areas to produce those NSDs.

That's right.Have a word with a few people.

Make them an offer they can't refuse....

I shouldn't say that.It'll give Hubert dreadful nightmares,poor donkey.He's already distressed enough as it is because his donkey spanx have shrunk in the wash and now he can't even squeeze into his voluminous nightie!

I'll maybe slip him a few valium into his Ovaltine.

Nargleblast

So Hubert will be out of action for Igor's end of month karaoke night, then? Who on earth is going to sing the part of the Lovely Horse then?

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

So Hubert will be out of action for Igor's end of month karaoke night, then? Who on earth is going to sing the part of the Lovely Horse then?

Igor's sister Helga?

Nargleblast

Yes, she looks the part.....

kerri_gt

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Igor's sister Helga?

Ohh, it's his sister? Sorry, with a beard like that I thought it was his brother

Nargleblast

Now don't diss Helga' s beard, not when she gets it styled by Bertha Scroggins (Hair Stylist to the Stars, Mohicans and Afro Beards a speciality)...

marmiterulesok

kerri_gt wrote: »

Ohh, it's his sister? Sorry, with a beard like that I thought it was his brother

Such a deep voice too....
When we were introduced,he did say sister.
With muscles like that I would hate to get on the wrong side of her...

Nargleblast

Hmm, yes, you can see who got the Y chromosome in that family!

marmiterulesok

How long has Igor worked here anyway?I wonder how he ended up at Ennessdee Towers,of all places.
I'm sure there's a fascinating story to be told...

Nargleblast

Once upon a time, Nargleblast was having a cup of cocoa on a dark stormy night when there was a knock at the door of Chateau Nargle.

It was Igor, wet through, carrying a battered briefcase containing his prize collection of shiny sharp chefs knives (for shiny sharp chefs) and a rucksack containing one pair of spare undermentionables and a collection of cookery books, including that epic tome Mrs Doyle meets the Hairy Naked Biker Chef's. He stayed at Chateau Nargle as general dogsbody, living in the basement, until the caretaker at Ennessdee Towers disappeared mysteriously one day (last seen talking to Bert Scroggins). Igor moved into Ennessdee Towers and the rest is history, the stuff of legends.