The Awesome 'All's Well That Ends Well' April NSD Challenge!

butterfly2507

Hi all! :j

I am up to 23 NSDs today! I don't know why but I'm doing really good this month :beer::T

Nargleblast

Oh jolly jolly frolics! I have managed to snaffle NSD number 16 for the Cauldron of Doom!

Now off to round up the contestants for tonight's Knobbly Knees contest.......no, Hubert, you can't enter, you have twice the permitted number of knees. Plus you look a prat in shorts, particularly when you wear those stilettos.

fedupandskint

Nsd 24 today

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Number 15 NSD!!

Please note I cannot post in colour as I am on my kindle and the little pixie living inside my kindle only lets me post in black. I could use the desktop pooter but it is so slow nowadays - must get the bloke to stick another shovel of coal on the fire.....

No, Igor, don't even think about trying to solve the sewage disposal system problem. I agree with marmite about Bert Scroggins, and Knitwitch's friend ( or was it BigMumma's ) Stan Stan the Handyman is on holiday in Benidorm, so that means we either raid the piggy bank and sacrifice a NSD for a real plumber, or,.....

Igor, I have had the most fabulous idea. Leave things as they are. They never had posh sewage systems in Shakespeare's day, so let's recreate that authentic Olde Stinkinge Englande atmosphere! Jackson Hedley would love it, being an old [STRIKE]ham[/STRIKE] method actor!

I think that Shakespeare would approve of us recreating the authentic Elizabethan atmosphere.Plus,after being sued for every penny we have (£1.17) by Sir Woger,we can't afford a plumber.

butterfly2507 wrote: »

Hi all! :j

I am up to 23 NSDs today! I don't know why but I'm doing really good this month :beer::T

Blistering barnacles,so you are! :j:j:j

Nargleblast wrote: »

Oh jolly jolly frolics! I have managed to snaffle NSD number 16 for the Cauldron of Doom!

Now off to round up the contestants for tonight's Knobbly Knees contest.......no, Hubert, you can't enter, you have twice the permitted number of knees. Plus you look a prat in shorts, particularly when you wear those stilettos.

Oh nargle,don't say things like that to Hubert.You'll hurt his feelings! :rotfl::rotfl:
I don't know another donkey who could pull off wearing hotpants and stilletos quite like our Hubert.

As we speak,Igor is lying prostrate in a darkened room,a wrung-out cloth over his eyes,mumbling gibberish.Not only does he have a pimple on his left knee (his best side),but horror of horrors,someone has stolen his extra-lucky underpants,and he's not sure that he can go onstage tonight.
Swedish Chef is in fine form,whistling and cackling gleefully,singing that well known ditty 'pud da chicky inda bosket,boom boom,bork bork',as only he can.
What can he be up to?

marmiterulesok

Oh and #14 thrown into The Cauldron.

Maybe_its_because

An unexpected NSD today, don't normally manage weekends

Hopefully that means I can meet this months target

7/9

marmiterulesok

Maybe_its_because wrote: »

Hopefully that means I can meet this months target

7/9

Fingers crossed.

Nargleblast

Now, scotmum, own up - when you stroked Igor's knee yesterday, you were really smearing marmalade on it. And surprise, surprise, he got bitten by some random mozzie. Which leaves guess who as the new top favourite to win the knee contest!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Now, scotsmum, own up - when you stroked Igor's knee yesterday, you were really smearing marmalade on it. And surprise, surprise, he got bitten by some random mozzie. Which leaves guess who as the new top favourite to win the knee contest!

I did have my suspicions tbh.

Oh scotmum,how could you?

Nargleblast

....And there's Cheffie rubbing on the horse liniment, it seems he sort of accidentally got bumped into and his knee is now twisted.....And look at Bert Scroggins! Who mixed bleach into his fake tan?????

marmite, dunno about you, but I think there is definitely something rotten in the State of Ennessdee....And I'm not talking about Igor's dirty socks......