The Awesome 'All's Well That Ends Well' April NSD Challenge!

scotmumof3

#14 for me today Only 1 more to go

marmiterulesok

gothrockchic1 wrote: »

Hey hey I'm back from Paris, with a diamond on my finger

Congratulations! How romantic.Is it your first visit to gaye Paree?

scotmumof3 wrote: »

I'm not sure I like the sound of the knee massage I mean chip pan fat really...I am a lady you know (well some of the time )

Hot stone chip pan fat sexy knee massage,I'll have you know.
It's all the latest range from across the pond!
You're very lucky.Igor's has his name down on the books for months and is seething with envy.Not a pretty sight,as you can imagine.

Nargleblast wrote: »

Number 14 NSD today!

Everybody get in line for the Hey Nonny Nonny Conga! Love all the bald head wigs, we could all be Shakespeare's twins! Come on, Igor, another round of ale, this time I think we should try Ye Olde Fartinge Bishoppe, apparently it has a good head on it.....Hubert, don't touch that, you don't know where it's been.....I say,that band does look familiar, where have I seen them before?

Ye Olde Fartinge Bishoppe...my favourite. We are pushing the boat out.
I hear that Igor gave a touching madrigal karaoke performance of 'I'm Too Sexy For My [STRIKE]Shirt[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] Knees' with scotmum and Knit Witch doing the backing vocals.
It's on youtube. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Azzzaa

nsd again today woo!!!

marmiterulesok

Azzzaa wrote: »

nsd again today woo!!!

Hi Azzzaa well done on the nsd! :j
I don't have you down on my list,so please tell me what your target is.Also please state what number nsd you've achieved every time you post to declare,otherwise I'm a bit clueless.

Azzzaa

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Hi Azzzaa well done on the nsd! :j
I don't have you down on my list,so please tell me what your target is.Also please state what number nsd you've achieved every time you post to declare,otherwise I'm a bit clueless.

Thank you My Target is 15 a month One day on one off, not sure how you'd want to put that on your stats thought

marmiterulesok

Bad news folks.A mixture of copious portions of pilchard vindaloo and gallons of Ye Olde Fartinge Bishope mean that the antiquated Ennessdee Towers sewage pipes are seriously overstrained.
Our beloved Cauldron is in close proximity and in mortal danger.Does anyone have the name of a good plumber?No,Hubert.Don't listen to that orange skinned,pouting pretty boy Bert Scroggins...He was the one who ordered the Extra Strong Bishope in the first place,so I lay the blame at his feet. :mad:

Who said that Friday nights are dull around here? :eek:

PS The NSD Annual Unisex Sexiest Knees Competition is tomorrow,and starts promptly at 10 pm.
Personally,I can't wait.I'm a pushover for a nice firm sexy knee.

marmiterulesok

Azzzaa wrote: »

Thank you My Target is 15 a month One day on one off, not sure how you'd want to put that on your stats thought

Thanks.It's probably easier to post and state each nsd as they come along.It makes it easier for me to keep tabs.Also it's helpful to post in a big,bright colour.
Post as much as you want otherwise.We're a chatty bunch.

You've got #3 now,I think?

You're never going to manage 15 this month though.There's only six days left in the month.Do you want to revise your target?

marmiterulesok

Well done to:

marmite happy with #13. :j

Hoipolloi and scotmum- just one away from target.

Knit Witch with a fab #22! :j

Samiszel,who has grabbed #4! :T

stripeyjumpergirl fast approaching target at #8. :cool:

A magnifique #7 for the newly engaged gothrockchic1! :smileyhea

cheexy has a cheeky #17
and a fourth '4 in a row'! :cool:

fedupandskint has reached an impressive #23! :j

donna dynamo has grabbed a cool #12!

jodles16 is still going strong at #15.

slowlyfading has raeched a very respectable #17. :money:

Nargleblast

Number 15 NSD!!

Please note I cannot post in colour as I am on my kindle and the little pixie living inside my kindle only lets me post in black. I could use the desktop pooter but it is so slow nowadays - must get the bloke to stick another shovel of coal on the fire.....

No, Igor, don't even think about trying to solve the sewage disposal system problem. I agree with marmite about Bert Scroggins, and Knitwitch's friend ( or was it BigMumma's ) Stan Stan the Handyman is on holiday in Benidorm, so that means we either raid the piggy bank and sacrifice a NSD for a real plumber, or,.....

Igor, I have had the most fabulous idea. Leave things as they are. They never had posh sewage systems in Shakespeare's day, so let's recreate that authentic Olde Stinkinge Englande atmosphere! Jackson Hedley would love it, being an old [STRIKE]ham[/STRIKE] method actor!

Samiszel

NSD number 5 yesterday