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fairclaire

Savvybuyer wrote: »

Yes, I might need some fizz (see my amended post above). Apparently - and this bit following is typical Aspie response btw - bottles of fizz are likely not to last as long as soft drink in cans though. (Are they really, Savvy? (Glazed eyes, unseen:rotfl:.))

So there could be life in my Vimto yet!! (I doubt it:rotfl:.)

Yes, I think you need your specs:rotfl::rotfl:.

Regarding my S/P Custard Mix earlier (even changing the subject does not help;)), it was fine and I noticed it said "Store in a cool, dark place". Maybe it didn't, maybe I'm making it up. Anyway...no darker place than the inside of a sachet I felt!:rotfl::rotfl:

Spaghetti in cans - store in a cool, dark place. Is the inside of a tin dark enough then d'you think?:p:rotfl:

Oh Savvy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I'm giggling.

The literal thing never goes away I don't think. I have been letting myself go slightly this last few day. Neglecting my make up etc. when I got home this afternoon DS2 who hasn't seen me for 2 days said 'Mum, why have you got skin coloured lips' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

davemorton

davemorton wrote: »

Well give her a kick when you walk past her, and try not to break anything

( I mean like glasses and tables, not legs and arms )

purpledonkey

Evening all :wave: I thought there'd be a new thread by now :eek:

davemorton

purpledonkey wrote: »

Evening all :wave: I thought there'd be a new thread by now :eek:

Not a problem, I will go and sort it out now, unless you or Savvy or FC (or anyone awake) would like to.

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

Not a problem, I will go and sort it out now, unless you or Savvy or FC (or anyone awake) would like to.

Go ahead sir, too knackered for those shenanigans

strewth71

I started the day with a maths question and have gotten all philosophical as the night's worn on

Watching Homeland on Netflix.....brilliant!

Edit: No fizz for me :A My alcohol tolerance level is zero :A

Savvybuyer

fairclaire wrote: »

Oh Savvy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I'm giggling.

The literal thing never goes away I don't think. I have been letting myself go slightly this last few day. Neglecting my make up etc. when I got home this afternoon DS2 who hasn't seen me for 2 days said 'Mum, why have you got skin coloured lips' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You mean you do think?

:rotfl:

:eek:I've noticed we're only about 60 posts away from the "magic" 10,000. Is everyone [Strike]waiting for me to start a thread[/Strike] waiting until after breakfast later so they can sneakily start a thread, whilst I'm asleep, in the middle of the morning (not literally - you know people's 'mornings' generally start from dawn and not midnight:p:rotfl:) or are they going to start one soon?

(Note: the striking-out was always here originally - as indicated by the lack of any edit time:D:cool:;).)

EDIT: Except there now is an edit time, as I'm changing 40 to 60:p:rotfl:.

davemorton

purpledonkey wrote: »

Go ahead sir, too knackered for those shenanigans

All done, new thread.
https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/comment/67716683#Comment_67716683

Savvybuyer

fairclaire wrote: »

Oh Savvy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I'm giggling.

The literal thing never goes away I don't think. I have been letting myself go slightly this last few day. Neglecting my make up etc. when I got home this afternoon DS2 who hasn't seen me for 2 days said 'Mum, why have you got skin coloured lips' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sadly the originality does not go to me. I've stolen:eek: it (the bit about the darkness of inside of cans) from somewhere else I saw on the Internet.

However, I've used my own words to recount the joke (I presume it's a joke) that I read [red], and can't remember where I saw it now anyway:o, so that it's not a direct lifting!:cool:

And...if it should turn out to be the exact words, then just shows how good my memory of exact words is then!:p:rotfl::rotfl::)

purpledonkey

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
The Violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is you head.