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fairclaire

savvy_sal wrote: »

My eyesight story is a long one:rotfl:

When I was 14 we had learnt to make flaky pastry at school.My Mum asked me to make sausage rolls while she was at work.

The shilling had run out on the gas so I got on my pushbike to go to the shop clutching 2 sixpences in my hand.

I rode into a dustcart and went over the handlebars and smashed my face up.
Spent ages looking for the money in the road but couldn't find it so tried to get back on the bike but the front wheels were buckled.

I went back home and looked in the mirror and had a fright so i went to my aunts house who lived round the corner.She took me to the hospital.
My Mum when she got home found a gas man taking the gas stove to bits.She thought that I had blown myself up.
He had come to the wrong house.

It was after me trying to watch the telly at 12 inches because my left eye had swollen shut that they decided I needed my eyes tested.My Dad was on a fishing holiday at the time.He said that he knew something would happen while he was away.

I had six weeks off school and missed all the algebra lessons and still don't understand it.:rotfl:

:eek: :rotfl::rotfl: That has got to be the best excuse for being rubbish at algebra that I have ever heard :rotfl::rotfl:
Thanks for sharing that I love the random gas man part :rotfl:

springdreams

Colin_Hunt wrote: »

Not happy, I went to my stock to find I am now using my last ever bar of "Simple" soap, stockpiled when DTD was limited to £20, how long ago was that ? Stebiz would know.

24 March 2011.

I claimed my last £100 one on the morning of 24 March 2011 from a shop done on 23 March 2011. All shops done on 24 March 2011 and after were capped at £20.

Had a serious problem with the trouts trying to spend that £100 one.

I still have an unopened bottle of the £30 Courvoisier Cognac in the cupboard and a lamb rack or two hiding in the freezer.

fairclaire

aau1 wrote: »

it's because of your squinty eye!

Obvs :cool:

:rotfl:

:rotfl: Im so glad that It got sorted when I was so young. I got teased mercilessly about it in my first year at primary school Only slightly noticeable when Im very tired now.

cjj_2

zippydooda wrote: »

well a man could not do a handstand whilst carrying a tv, wish id seen that

Ahh you see, us women are fab multi taskers :rotfl:

fairclaire

aau1 wrote: »

duly sent :cool:

Wonder if he'll like it as much as the last Turkey pic? :rotfl:

zippydooda

fairclaire wrote: »

Why does it show the right way up for me in my OP? Im confused

same reason tweets will be moaning at you for putting her into next door I suppose.

size is ok for me though. no smutty remarks please

zippydooda

aau1 wrote: »

it's because of your squinty eye!

Obvs :cool:

:rotfl:

spat my coffee out :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

zippydooda

wv50 karcher window vac back in stock £27.99 + £5.95 delivery

says refurbished but mine was brand new.

http://www.karcheroutlet.co.uk/products/product.asp?id=5057


ive put on grabbit

David.

zippydooda wrote: »

just went to the source of the photo to turn it round

damn beaten by david.

Its an age thing

HILLBERN

fairclaire wrote: »

Could be worse, you could buy her cabbages to put in her vase My kids think Im bonkers but I rather like these

No you're not bonkers, I think they're lovely as well, unless that makes me bonkers as well-


Sorry to hear of your eye problems fc, hopefully with having your eyes tested and now on treatment things will improve-:)
Perhaps its your Scandinavian blood that has accentuated the problem:rotfl:!!!!!