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bubbs

sparklyfee wrote: »

Morning all.

Just a quick trigger check in case I've missed owt.

Sanex mens deo
Impulse sweet smile

Fererro star thing for chocs

Barton cubes or Aussie set in 2 for 8


Taking a friend shopping for her Xmas gifts. Lol.
Anything other than the usual good buys I should know about?

Got udis, beef, prawn crackers, bog roll on there

Thanks

No not sweet smile
Morning all:D

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

Come on must try harder image does not show and when I copy and paste it is tiny :eek:

I have a night off and I am exploited. :eek:

bubbs

Be surprised impulse if still not showing

David.

aau1 wrote: »

:think:

Drive to pub
Park car
Blow up balloon
Place balloon nozzle over breathalyser
Go get blind drunk
Stumble back to car
Squeeze balloon
Start car

:rotfl:

Too much faffing about what happens if the balloon bursts/goes down whilst partying :beer:

Get youngest child in car
Drive to pub
Park car
Pretend to play hide and seek but they are not allowed to leave car as the zombie flesh eaters that are all around will get them :cool:
Go get blind drunk
Stumble back to car
Tell them they did not do very well but you will give them another chance the following Friday
Squeeze child over nozzle
Start car





and no I do not condone drink driving :eek:
but until the childs legs are long enough to reach the pedals the above may work

zippydooda

David.

hampydoodums wrote: »

Sorry David, you're taking all my flack for posting it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Zippy is just a grumpy old git, no worries

zagubov

bcw123 wrote: »

Yes what awonderful idea or make the penalties for drink driving very harsh i.e 5years disqualification /confiscation of vehicle or even prison

They used to show the names and home towns of all people convicted of drink driving at the end credits of the news in Scotland (Scottish Action was it?).

Heard some areas in England were thinking of doing something similar, or did I hear that wrong?

aau1

David. wrote: »

Too much faffing about what happens if the balloon bursts/goes down whilst partying :beer:

Get youngest child in car
Drive to pub
Park car
Pretend to play hide and seek but they are not allowed to leave car as the zombie flesh eaters that are all around will get them :cool:
Go get blind drunk
Stumble back to car
Tell them they did not do very well but you will give them another chance the following Friday
Squeeze child over nozzle
Start car





and no I do not condone drink driving :eek:
but until the childs legs are long enough to reach the pedals the above may work

No....just child abandonment! :eek:

:rotfl:

Tinyshoes

aau1 wrote: »

You've done plenty to change your reputation on here

You used to be thought of as an alcoholic, now you're thought of as a forgetful alcoholic balloon enthusiast :rotfl:

And I blame you and David.

David.

aau1 wrote: »

No....just child abandonment! :eek:

:rotfl:

A bit strong :eek:
I see it as them learning to stand on their own 2 feet, good quality to have for when they start nursery :T

Same as being self sufficient for 2 weeks of the year dont believe in taking them out of school, those first few years are very important to them much more than a foreign holiday :beer: