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  • tweets
    tweets Posts: 35,946 Forumite
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  • zagubov
    zagubov Posts: 17,938 Forumite
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    davemorton wrote: »
    I disagree with a zero tolerance. Whilst I dont condone drink driving, I do think it would be far too easy to come up more than zero on the test. Sherry triffle, mouthwash (perhaps). A glass of wine you had with a meal the night before, etc. Low, yes, zero, no.

    Yep, there was an article the other day that said there needs to be a limit of 20 mg to avoid false-positive results from mouthwash etc. I'd go for that.
    In Aus they apparently stop cars at random and breath-test the drivers. Dunno if that's a good idea. I know in certain jobs they test people randomly as they start their shift
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  • convict
    convict Posts: 41 Forumite
    zagubov wrote: »
    Yep, there was an article the other day that said there needs to be a limit of 20 mg to avoid false-positive results from mouthwash etc. I'd go for that.
    In Aus they apparently stop cars at random and breath-test the drivers. Dunno if that's a good idea. I know in certain jobs they test people randomly as they start their shift

    At times, I think the Law can be too strict.
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
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    David. wrote: »
    Machine where are you :eek: have not noticed you posting and just though of your hubby :o
    David. wrote: »
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  • zippydooda
    zippydooda Posts: 16,121 Forumite
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    edited 5 December 2014 at 10:26AM
    fed up with waiting for Tesco to get stock of the iphone 6.

    I may just get it direct from apple for £523 saving £56 against Tesco.

    I had wanted to double up on cc vouchers buy it :(
  • aau1
    aau1 Posts: 19,401 Forumite
    I don't know why all cars are not fitted with a breathalyzer. You breath into it , if you have had any alcohol the car doesn't start. How is that not the answer?

    :think:

    Drive to pub
    Park car
    Blow up balloon
    Place balloon nozzle over breathalyser
    Go get blind drunk
    Stumble back to car
    Squeeze balloon
    Start car

    :rotfl:
    Apparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen
  • convict
    convict Posts: 41 Forumite
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  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
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    aau1 wrote: »
    :think:

    Park car
    Blow up balloon
    Place balloon nozzle over breathalyser
    Go get blind drunk
    Stumble back to car
    Squeeze balloon
    Start car

    :rotfl:

    Now come on, attention to detail young man.
    You have to seal the end or all the air will escape whilst you are getting drunk
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • zippydooda
    zippydooda Posts: 16,121 Forumite
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    convict wrote: »
    B & Q (diy.com - not allowed to post links yet - sorry)

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  • aau1
    aau1 Posts: 19,401 Forumite
    davemorton wrote: »
    Now come on, attention to detail young man.
    You have to seal the end or all the air will escape whilst you are getting drunk

    That depends on how big your nozzle is
    Apparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen
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