Owl Dead

neilmcl

Well I can see who's getting today's prize plonker award.

Got to be the funniest thread of the day. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

C'mon OP, any more pearls of wisdom?

force_ten

here is a previous post made by the op

aardvaak wrote: »

How do I get gid of owls?

Every night they come and sh*t all over my car and it is now damaging the paintwork.

They are horrible disgusting messy beasts.

Answer

Call a lorry driver :rotfl:

Previous thread

two faced hypocrite springs to mind

Captaincodpiece

atrixblue.-MFR-. wrote: »

Some owls are protected or endangered species, if you hit one it would help to try and see if its injured and get it vet attention ASAP. if you cannot locate it then I would suggest you call an owl sanctuary local to the area of the incident and report it to them who may be able to scout the area and try and find it.

All wild birds are protected.

http://www.wildowl.co.uk/wildowlsandthelaw.html

shop-to-drop

I would imagine if an owl collided with a lorry there was probably something wrong with it already as they are very skillful in flight.

neilmcl

Are protected, yes, against "intentional" acts. I'd summise that's not really the case here unless the OP is saying the lorry driver is deliberately roaming back roads looking for owls to attack.

Captaincodpiece

shop-to-drop wrote: »

I would imagine if an owl collided with a lorry there was probably something wrong with it already as they are very skillful in flight.

Maybe it was depressed.

shop-to-drop

Captaincodpiece wrote: »

Maybe it was depressed.

LOL or maybe it was playing chicken.:D

Captaincodpiece

neilmcl wrote: »

Are protected, yes, against "intentional" acts. I'd summise that's not really the case here unless the OP is saying the lorry driver is deliberately roaming back roads looking for owls to attack.

To be honest even if he was, would you convict given who the only prosecution witness is?

RuthnJasper

Someone won't be getting their Daily Prophet delivered today, then.

matttye

I saw a pheasant run across the road and jump into the side of two people riding a motorbike. They must've felt/seen it but didn't stop, and the pheasant was killed instantly.


I'm an animal lover and hate to see things like that. I'd stop no matter what I hit.