The No-nonsense,Nifty November NSD Challenge!

kermit2601

Nargleblast wrote: »

Today will see NSD number 14 pas de chat-ing into the Cauldron of Doom. Tomorrow is payday so muchos dineros will be flying into my bank account for a short stopover before flying out again.

Hubert is busy rehearsing the Charleston and getting his legs in a tangle. Igor is attempting an American Smooth but is running out of partners as somehow, during the lifts, he misses them. It's costing a fortune in replacement windows, too. kerri how's your fusion act (combination of pole dance and Argentine tango) going?
And has anyone seen marmite? Last I knew she was showing Swedish Chef the intricacies of cocktail making ready for his stint behind the bar this weekend. I can just see him...."Pud de chicky in de shaky..." Oh well, keep dancing!

I'm pretty sure Hubert got carried away with the Charleston and ended up in a conga. Last I saw Marmite and Chef had joined in after sampling too many of the cocktails. It was all going swimmingly until they careered into Kerri's pole. Next thing I knew the group of them were off to A&E for a rather painful extraction:eek:. Poor Hubert.

Nargleblast

Ye gods! If this is how they behave in practice sessions, what on earth are they going to be like on the night? I suppose, kermit , we will have to go and do our usual grovelling apology at the hospital yet again....

I wonder if BigMumma has finished creosoting her fence, yet? We need that spray gun - it will take a few days of spraytanning to make everyone the right shade of coppery salmon......I think, if everyone meets at Ennessdee Towers on Thursday evening and strips off and lines up in the back yard, BigMumma can lie back in her deckchair , point the spray gun at us all and get the first coat done. Then, a quick run round the grounds to dry it off, then back to line up for the second coat. Then she can hand the gun to Igor so he can do her spray tan...does that sound like a workable plan?

Knit_Witch

But I thought BigMummaF was painting her garden fence blue? At this rate we will end up looking like a set of slightly tanned Smurfs!

Oh and number 22 in the Cauldron here please Marmite!

kermit2601

Can we trust Igor to complete the job on this?! We know how stressed he's been trying to complete 2 people's job whilst this interview process is still ongoing.

Is there anyway BigMumma can fire the spray gun at some kind of curved mirror contraption in the hope that it rebounds off and delights her with the most wonderful rain of tan fluid.

kermit2601

Knit_Witch wrote: »

But I thought BigMummaF was painting her garden fence blue? At this rate we will end up looking like a set of slightly tanned Smurfs!

Oh and number 22 in the Cauldron here please Marmite!

We could make it fancy dress. I'm sure I'll look more like Beast from the X Men than a smurf.

Nargleblast

Hubert doesn't mind what colour the spray tan is as long as it has pink sparkly bits in.

kermit2601

Nargleblast wrote: »

Hubert doesn't mind what colour the spray tan is as long as it has pink sparkly bits in.

With the events of today, that's not going to be a problem. Did you not see Kerri's pole. I've never seen so many sparkles.

Nargleblast

kermit2601 wrote: »

Is there anyway BigMumma can fire the spray gun at some kind of curved mirror contraption in the hope that it rebounds off and delights her with the most wonderful rain of tan fluid.

We would have to adjust the nozzle or she'll look like she has a bad case of the measles. Igor! Take off your leotard and legwarmers and go and get your spanner!

Nargleblast

kermit2601 wrote: »

With the events of today, that's not going to be a problem. Did you not see Kerri's pole. I've never seen so many sparkles.

That's because stoopid Igor put fairy lights on it to make it look pretty, but wired it directly into the mains......Well, I suppose that's one way to get your hair done....

fedupandskint

Another one today, off work feeling poorly so no spends at all as no need to buy train fare today.

NSD 22