Elite 11+ - Fleecing a supermarket near you!

Tinyshoes

elsie1969 wrote: »

I think I can still count on one hand (but only just!) the number of times Mum has been so bad in hospital over the last 3 years that I have really thought she wouldn't be coming home. Anyway, this summer she bounced back yet again, but I really don't know how. She gets frustrated, especially about walking, but must be so strong for a very small lady. I do hope I have just a few of her genes to keep me going. :A

You mum sounds a lot like mine elsie. For a little lady full of bouncing beans I mean genes.

Like you I hope I have inherited my mum's strength. :A

Mildred1970

fairclaire wrote: »

Oh Mildred :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Have you maybe got a vessel that you can put some edible vegetation in to keep sluggy occupied with a lid you could poke some holes in? They'll eat lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, sprouts.....etc.

I do hope slugs are not the new hoovers :eek: :rotfl:

It is currently in temporary accommodation (a large plastic container which does not have a lid) with a couple of leaves. It has so far turned its nose up at apple, so I have now put some broccoli in

I don't think anything will replace the hoover obsession...we went shopping today and on the way back walked past an electrical outlet. DCousin was amazed to see him run across to the window looking intently and wistfully at the hoover in the window :rotfl:

lookinforabargain wrote: »

http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Slugs

Might help?!

People actually keep these as pets :eek::rotfl:

fairclaire

elsie1969 wrote: »

I think I can still count on one hand (but only just!) the number of times Mum has been so bad in hospital over the last 3 years that I have really thought she wouldn't be coming home. Anyway, this summer she bounced back yet again, but I really don't know how. She gets frustrated, especially about walking, but must be so strong for a very small lady. I do hope I have just a few of her genes to keep me going. :A

I don't doubt you have Elsie

How about a giggle? Seen on my local FB selling page......although I suspect it was nicked from somewhere? Wizards nose for Halloween anyone? Hope it doesn't offend......it just made me giggle a lot :rotfl::rotfl:

DM, weren't you looking for Halloween ideas

fairclaire

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Something is ringing a bell now you say that :rotfl:

Much to the disgust of my OH we have one on the bedroom wall :cool: :rotfl::rotfl:

Ooooh Errr........kinky! Even ive not gone that far :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

underperky

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I haven't bothered perky...I've been too busy at work to think about them:o

Hope you are well:T Have you been looking after little one today?

No I had her yesterday and school harvest festival today

We were getting ready for nursery yesterday and now she copies me

So a bit of roll on deodorant ,some lippy and a splash of perfume

So I turn to her and holding out her coat I told her she looked

gorgeous and smelt gorgeous

Looking for a compliment I said to her Is Grandma gorgeous

She replies No Gwandma have you forgot you not gorgeous

Out of the mouth of babes

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

Mens things???

His words not mine. :rotfl:

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

I don't doubt you have Elsie

How about a giggle? Seen on my local FB selling page......although I suspect it was nicked from somewhere? Wizards nose for Halloween anyone? Hope it doesn't offend......it just made me giggle a lot :rotfl::rotfl:

DM, weren't you looking for Halloween ideas

Looks a bit like TM's turkey

lookinforabargain

fairclaire wrote: »

I don't doubt you have Elsie

How about a giggle? Seen on my local FB selling page......although I suspect it was nicked from somewhere? Wizards nose for Halloween anyone? Hope it doesn't offend......it just made me giggle a lot :rotfl::rotfl:

DM, weren't you looking for Halloween ideas

Oh my! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

elsie1969

fairclaire wrote: »

I don't doubt you have Elsie

How about a giggle? Seen on my local FB selling page......although I suspect it was nicked from somewhere? Wizards nose for Halloween anyone? Hope it doesn't offend......it just made me giggle a lot :rotfl::rotfl:

DM, weren't you looking for Halloween ideas

Thats brill, thanks for the giggle!

Well i'm gonna say g'night. Must try to find the time to be here more often...... I do miss the mad chatter..... the other thing I miss........ Most of the glitches :rotfl:

springdreams

fairclaire wrote: »

I have just had the lecture of my life :eek: about cupcakes of all things. I buy DS2 2 chocolate cupcakes every time I go to Ts at a cost of £1.50 for 2 . Today I saw a pack of 4 chocolate cupcakes for £1 so of course I bought them he's just ordered me into the kitchen :o to tell me......

'I think you have been duped with these cupcakes. They look like chocolate cupcakes, the packet says they are chocolate cupcakes but look.....when you peel the paper back they are just cake. No chocolate in the cake part, just cake (his face was getting very red by this point) so they're not chocolate cupcakes, are they? Then he said......' I bet they were cheap, weren't they?' :o:o

I tried to claw some sense of me being the parent by asking him why he was peeling back cupcake papers at this time of night :rotfl::rotfl: and his reply was 'what age am I?' '13' I said. He said 'Exactly, old enough to know a suspicious cupcake when I see one' :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

I guess 2 cupcakes are worth £1.50 after all. I feel like a naughty child

My DS (also 13) just licks the icing off of the 2 pack ones and feeds the cupcake to his dog. Very expensive icing ...