The things they say!

esuhl

I was playing I-Spy with my 4 year old niece in a picnic area surrounded by trees.

"I Spy... something beginning with T", she said.
So I made a few guesses, pretended to be stumped for a bit, before guessing, "Tree?"
"No", she said, to my surprise.
After ten minutes of guessing, I said, "Oh, I give up. What was it?"
"Tree", she said!
"But I said 'tree'!"
"Nooooo! You were looking at that tree (pointing to the one next to us). I meant that tree over there (pointing past about a hundred nearby trees to one in the distance).

Of course. Silly me!

cliffsgirl

My dad has cancer and going through chemo at the moment so we obviously have to be careful of infections. My 10 year old niece says granddad can't get a cold because he has necrophilia!! I don't even know how she heard that word!!

lucyhope

Playing I-Spy with DGD2
I spy something beginning with K she says, after a lot of guesses, I gave in.
Kieran she said. Where's Kieran?says me.
In my class at school was the reply.
Don't think she's quite got the hang of it yet do you?

LutonGirl

My SIL in once told my nephew to behave. He retorted with "but mummy, I AM being have".

nmlc

Afternoon everyone

These posts have made me chuckle. I went to collect DS1 from school with DS2 who was due to start at the same school at the start of the next school year. We stood in the playground under my umbrella as we were having a downpour and the Deputy Head a very large lady came out onto the playground approached us and asked "can I come and stand under your umbrella?" DS2 replied "no, you can't stand under our umbrella because you're too fat!" Talk about wanting the ground to open up and swallow you!

nmlc x

happyinflorida

nettienoo70 wrote: »

This is doing the rounds on face book, shouldn't laugh really!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phgSuXk0gSM

This video isn't there as some one called Stuart Hall has claimed it is his family video.

I looked up his name on there and found a video of a little girl having a whole bucket of water thrown over her and her then saying "!!!!ing hell"
What a disgusting thing to do to a little child and no wonder she says that as she's obviously growing up in a very bad family.

I feel very sad and sorry for that child.

Big_bog

Took my daughter to the seaside when she was little and pointed out a passing boat - "look at the ferry J".... To which she replied "aahh she's got a lovely boat".

Another time whilst driving along, she pointed out the window and said "ah look at those s1ags!"....I was horrified until I realised she was pointing at the flags waving in the wind.

Savvy_Sue

John_Gray wrote: »

Later, at home, she was heard playing with some soft toys by herself and talking to them. Her mother caught the words, "And the Rabbit said to the Tiger, "I don't like your attitude..." " !

Little Rabbit Foo Foo (riding through the forest, scooping up the tigers and bopping them on the head, down comes the good fairy and says "Little Rabbit Foo Foo, I don't like your attitude" etc.)

pukkamum

My 3 yr old was watching me on the loo,as per usual, and asked me if my willie was under my beard!!!!!

alleycat`

fireyfirenze wrote: »

this made me really giggle! aw! my niece told me once I couldn't fit in the back of the car between the 2 child seats as my bum was too big. she said it really innocently though

On the same "innocent delivery" line.

On hearing that grandma needed to go to the loo
my son, who was 4 at the time, told her that she'd have to use the one upstairs as her bum was too big for the one downstairs.