The Super September 'Back to School' NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

Well, my head is beautifully clear because I always bring my own booze to our parties! Just as well really, as I have some serious news to impart. Matron kerri, please drag Head Teacher marmite out of her office and summon all the pupils to the hall. Bring along any teachers who are not comatose. Igor, get Hubert and meet us all in the hall. No, we won't be needing any ferret and chutney sandwiches, so no need to peel another ferret.

Nargleblast

Are we all here? Good......Head Teacher, you were busy examining the confiscated alcohol when this letter arrived, so I opened it.
You remember those people we thought were parents of prospective New pupils? They weren't. They were inspectors.

Yes, school, the Ennessdee Towers Comprehensive Academy College has been (dramatic music).....OFSTEDED!!!!

I regret to inform you the school must close on the 30th September!

Nargleblast

Now where did we fail on the report?

"Disgusting food..." -no it wasn't, it was Igor's day off that day.....

"Head Teacher and staff drunk" ....no, we were testing the stuff made in the Chemistry lesson....

"Activities of a lewd nature more suited to a bordello".....no, that was Matron Kerri's pole dance class.....hey guys, I think we can appeal this and save the school....

Nargleblast

Hang on a bit....."foul, rank odour permeating the school..."

Oi, Igor! You been boiling your underpants again? That means we are indeed doomed. The school must close, Head Teacher, what will we do with the remainder of the school fees? Oh, you've already used the cash to.pay for our tickets to Munich? Yippee! Just a couple of days left to consolidate our NSD collection then it's Oktoberfest here we come!

kerri_gt

Nargleblast wrote: »

Now where did we fail on the report?

"Disgusting food..." -no it wasn't, it was Igor's day off that day.....

"Head Teacher and staff drunk" ....no, we were testing the stuff made in the Chemistry lesson....

"Activities of a lewd nature more suited to a bordello".....no, that was Matron Kerri's pole dance class.....hey guys, I think we can appeal this and save the school....

Activities of a lewd nature? As if, there wasn't a fireman in sight (that day )

Oh, and while I'm at it, nsd #15 and target met so put that in your pipe and smoke it OFSTEAD ...no no I wasn't encouraging smoking on the school premises .....that was 'outdoor survival techniques' the 'how to light a fire' module

Nargleblast

Nice try, kerri but still trounced by Igor's stinking underpants!

kerri_gt

Nargleblast wrote: »

Nice try, kerri but still trounced by Igor's stinking underpants!

Biology experiment? :eek:

Nargleblast

kerri_gt wrote: »

Biology experiment? :eek:

Yes, nothing like introducing a bit of culture.....and there's plenty of that in Igor's underpants.....

kerri_gt

Nargleblast wrote: »

Yes, nothing like introducing a bit of culture.....and there's plenty of that in Igor's underpants.....

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Aphidgirl

Been on holiday this past week so its been pretty spendy, but I did manage 2 NSD's which means I've reached the target

NSD 10/10 :j