Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

Tinyshoes

fairclaire wrote: »

Oh you need to come slugging with me. It's ruthlessly satisfying.
Go you though....I wouldn't share a loo with one :eek: :rotfl:

I think I will have to take an old yoghurt pot or something, I couldn't bring myself to use a cup or glass to catch it and then have to use it again.

Luckily I had some oil stood in a takeaway pot so the plastic lid was spare. I did get a huge wad of toilet paper but even then I thought the slime might go through. :rotfl:

They have to be one of the most disgusting things ever. I can empathise with DD2 now, she still has her slug problem. When we went the weekend there was a trail of salt all round the skirting board in their lounge but the boogers were still getting to her bedroom.

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

I love a little play in the kitchen dont you know.

What can I say!

PD will tell you off, kitchens are not for playing in!

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Well I hope your chopping board is clean! That's essential

Everything is clean in my kitchen young lady
(well apart from me :cool::D )

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Sunshinemummy

fairclaire wrote: »

Well I hope your chopping board is clean! That's essential

DM cleanliness is next to godliness!

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

What can I say!

PD will tell you off, kitchens are not for playing in!

I might post a pic of one of my kitchen conquests, Im sure PD would be most impressed

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

bet it was, lucky Mr. TS

Mr TS was at home.

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

DM cleanliness is next to godliness!

Well I do often hear people screaming 'Jesus, yes' when they encounter my kitchen

davemorton

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Mr TS was at home.

Its nice that he feels at home when you are getting all experimental TS

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

I might post a pic of one of my kitchen conquests, Im sure PD would be most impressed

Nothing phallic, pleased!