Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Has TS gone off to check her furry holes out?
Awww, I think it would be nice having little moleys popping up to say hi now and then

So rude! :eek: don't bother getting dried PD :rotfl:

Tinyshoes

I needed someone on slug patrol the first night I spent in the caravan on my own. :eek:

I decided not to go up to the toilet block as it was dark and no one to come and look for me if I didn't make it back. So I used the one in the caravan was sat down and there right next to me crawling up the cupboard door was one. :eek::eek:

You have never seen me wipe & flush so quick and then spent the next half hour wondering how on earth I was going to get rid of it. Mr TS said I was cruel as I sprinkled it with salt....several times.

I finally scraped it off but the gunge that came out of it just made me cringe. I am shuddering thinking about it.

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Oh dear, SSM is about. Time for the smut to start

Evening DM, no smut tonight, I am still in shock at the idea of you making jam!

:D:D:D

davemorton

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I needed someone on slug patrol the first night I spent in the caravan on my own. :eek:

was sat down and there right next to me crawling up the cupboard door was one. :eek::eek:

Mr TS said I was cruel as I sprinkled it with salt....several times.

but the gunge that came out of it just made me cringe. I am shuddering thinking about it.

:rotfl:
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HOW RUDE!!
:cool:

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

Has TS gone off to check her furry holes out?
Awww, I think it would be nice having little moleys popping up to say hi now and then

How rude. :eek:

My holes are not furry.

I have been trying to catch up on what you lot have been up to the last few days but I think it is a lost cause. :rotfl:

fairclaire

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I needed someone on slug patrol the first night I spent in the caravan on my own. :eek:

I decided not to go up to the toilet block as it was dark and no one to come and look for me if I didn't make it back. So I used the one in the caravan was sat down and there right next to me crawling up the cupboard door was one. :eek::eek:

You have never seen me wipe & flush so quick and then spent the next half hour wondering how on earth I was going to get rid of it. Mr TS said I was cruel as I sprinkled it with salt....several times.

I finally scraped it off but the gunge that came out of it just made me cringe. I am shuddering thinking about it.

Oh you need to come slugging with me. It's ruthlessly satisfying.
Go you though....I wouldn't share a loo with one :eek: :rotfl:

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Evening DM, no smut tonight, I am still in shock at the idea of you making jam!

:D:D:D

I love a little play in the kitchen dont you know.

Tinyshoes

fairclaire wrote: »

That was me when I saw the slug. :rotfl:

davemorton

Tinyshoes wrote: »

That was me when I saw the slug. :rotfl:

bet it was, lucky Mr. TS

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

I love a little play in the kitchen dont you know.

Well I hope your chopping board is clean! That's essential