Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

purpledonkey

TrulyMadly wrote: »

SFSB:eek::):rotfl:

No.

karlie88 wrote: »

:eek:

Kinky PD.

Careful someone doesn't do this to you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06I_mitHF54

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That is beyond stupid! :eek:

fairclaire wrote: »

Don't marry him.....they get very grumpy in later life :cool:


Have fun

:rotfl: I don't do marriage.

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Plastic surgery? :eek: is that where you've been? Having a butt lift? :eek:

Oh no, surgery is far too drastic. Its nothing a good screw cant fix.
:cool:

fairclaire

littlebluebird wrote: »

Mine always get eaten by slugs/snails.

I have a slug problem, but I must have more tasty things than strawberries because they leave them alone. Try putting some slug pellets or salt down (I prefer salt) and it might deter them. Salt won't affect your strawberries, but it will kill any slugs crawling around them. Just remember to re-apply after it's rained

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

Oh no, surgery is far too drastic. Its nothing a good screw cant fix.
:cool:

:rotfl: are you turning into Emerald?

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

I have a slug problem, but I must have more tasty things than strawberries because they leave them alone. Try putting some slug pellets or salt down (I prefer salt) and it might deter them. Salt won't affect your strawberries, but it will kill any slugs crawling around them. Just remember to re-apply after it's rained

Wont the salt eventually kill the soil so things cant grow??

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: are you turning into Emerald?

Well, I have just bought a rather nice hat and some posh grass for my front garden
#swingingsusie

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Oh no, surgery is far too drastic. Its nothing a good screw cant fix.
:cool:

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

*going to resist making a remark about not having to open your mouth that wide....possibly.:cool:

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Wont the salt eventually kill the soil so things cant grow??

I don't know? it hasn't here. We use salt and we still grow things.....successfully.

Well, I have just bought a rather nice hat and some posh grass for my front garden
#swingingsusie

:eek:

davemorton

Has TS gone off to check her furry holes out?
Awww, I think it would be nice having little moleys popping up to say hi now and then

davemorton

Oh dear, SSM is about. Time for the smut to start