Enjoy Locarr's interesting thread Elite

tweets

I make the salad at work for lunch and cut and chop 2 cucumbers

Going to be giggling on Monday :rotfl::rotfl:

nerfdad

tweets wrote: »

Oye they not fanny feet you boy bend over :mad:

:T:T:T:T:T:cool:

EMMAP

Hahahahaha

mimi1234

jax.26 wrote: »

It's never-ending isn't it, people scamming relentlessly.


Thursday I answered the phone to someone telling me that my computer had been hacked along with many other's computers and this was a call from Microsoft helping me to rectify the problem before all my banks were swiped of all monies.


He new my full name, address and email address.


He asked when I last logged into my bank accounts in the last wk then 2 wks, both times I told him I hadn't...he said I was maybe lucky then.


he asked me to turn my comp on and he would run me through the process of cleaning my system...lol


I went along with him confirming that I was following his instructions. lol I then informed him that he was a very, very clever person being able to do this process considering that my comp was not even turned on!! lol



He then said (well shouted at me) that as soon as I turn my comp on he had programmed it to cease working altogether as at Microsoft they treated security as an important issue!!!
With that I then had to tell him that it had actually been on all the time. He put/slammed the phone down.


Watch out for the phone call.


(wee smiles not working)

I've had that one before. Out of interest, was it an African/Jamaican accent? Various family members have had the Microsoft phone call and it always seems to be the same man!

I think I was in the middle of some work when they called, so I got very agitated and told him to FORK OFF and he was like "Sir, what do you mean?", so I told him it again but properly: F*** OFF. :T:T:T

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Ooo, a nice array of fruit and veg

I like to stay nice and healthy

Mrs_stinkface

Bit naughty but it made me giggle

Mildred1970

davemorton wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Think I need a tenalady

Will carefree liners do?

I picked up 6 packs of 20 today, £1 each, 342 in T's, used 4 x £1 mocs

Yes I know before I get lambasted the moc is for use on the 58 pack


Some comments on twitter made me laugh earlier following the Russian Eurovision entry

'Our love can last 1000 miles.....all the way to Hungary'

And

Confirmed: Russia wins #Eurovision with 140% of the vote :rotfl:

ledlights

everything comparing in asda favour

ledlights

1 x ASDA Smartprice All Purpose Liquid Cleaner (1L)£0.33£0.251 x ASDA Smartprice Long Grain Rice (1Kg)£0.40£0.401 x ASDA Smartprice Raspberry Swiss Roll£0.25N/A1 x Heinz Salad Cream (460g)£1.25£2.251 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A3 x Nestle Shredded Wheat Honey Nut (500g)£3.75£3.421 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant White Mice Bar (15g)£0.10N/A1 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant Rainbow Buttons Bar (15g)£0.10N/A1 x ASDA Smartprice Sponge Scourers (8)£0.28£0.403 x Kinder Chocolate with Cereals (4 per pack - 94g)£3.90£1.20

lookinforabargain

Meh, just had a text to see if I want to go out tonight, why is it these offers only come up when you can't make it?!