fuming at irrsponsible pub

pulliptears

Ok, so for those late to this lets recap...

pub does not exist.
Boy does not exist.
Shell does exist but crazy shell woman does not.
No subways have been visited (saving that for half term?)
Fruit machines exist.

That about cover it?

itsanne

pulliptears wrote: »

Ok, so for those late to this lets recap...

pub does not exist.
Boy does not exist.
Shell does exist but crazy shell woman does not.
No subways have been visited (saving that for half term?)
Fruit machines exist.

That about cover it?

Spoilsport!

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Schools are back on Monday. OP. make sure mummy packs your Toffee Apple in your satchel.

Searcher

Tweeps wrote: »

Spends £80 in the fruity. Your son is a complete moron and gambling like that at 16 shows your parenting skills are dreadful.

There is no £80, no fruit machine and no 16 year old son.
In all likelihood OP isn't old enough to reproduce anyway.

Pollycat

KrissCross wrote: »

couldn't get thru to trading standards so reported pub to police. im waiting for licensing officer to call me back.

Really?
Hang on - just popping out for some

pmduk

pulliptears wrote: »

Ok, so for those late to this lets recap...

pub does not exist.
Boy does not exist.
Shell does exist but crazy shell woman does not.
No subways have been visited (saving that for half term?)
Fruit machines exist.

That about cover it?

How could you forget the MEATBALLS? We must have meatballs. Halal or not is is up to you

KevInChester

And this is just one of the many reasons we do not allow inbreeding.

(Though obviously a troll, the point still stands!)

pulliptears

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

Schools are back on Monday. OP. make sure mummy packs your Toffee Apple in your satchel.

Are you serious? You'd get shot for that these days, the lunch Police are alive and well believe me. I suggest she packs a banana or some other such dreadfully boring but quota filling snack.

pmduk wrote: »

How could you forget the MEATBALLS? We must have meatballs. Halal or not is is up to you

I hold my hands up, I overlooked the meatballs. Surprising given it is my sub of choice, Halal or not, meat is meat (thats for another troll altogether)

The most surprising thing about this entire thread actually is that the didn't spell 'Fuming' as 'Fumming' which is always better.

hollydays

janiebquick wrote: »

Martina, is that you?

Yes, agree about fumming, but what does this mean..!!
I'm dieing to no!

janiebquick

hollydays wrote: »

Yes, agree about fumming, but what does this mean..!!
I'm dieing to no!

Name of a mate of mine, whose son works washing up in a pub and who is wont to get her knickers in a twist over trivia.........