WARNING - Avoid Shell

Money-Saving-King

MamaMoo wrote: »

There is no such thing as the trading standards act 1864.

Also, there's so much bovine excrement contained in your posts I can actually smell it through my computer screen.

You're of the highest order of morons.

I recon her next username should be MamaMoron lol.

Money-Saving-King

Emz11 wrote: »

and the shell staff insulted my mother, a 62 year old woman, suggesting she could not pay for fuel with card.

That is not an insult to tell someone something isn't working.

powerful_Rogue

Emz11 wrote: »

passenger carriage act 1931.

No such act. Try again.

Money-Saving-King

Emz11 wrote: »

passenger carriage act 1931.

It doesn't seem to exist! http://lmgtfy.com/?q=passenger+carriage+act+1931+

sarahkmv

This just gets funnier. Emz, think it's time to stop now, you've peaked with the made up skimming device!

bazzyb

Emz11 wrote: »

and the shell staff insulted my mother, a 62 year old woman, suggesting she could not pay for fuel with card.

They are allowed to speak to her like that, as detailed in the Communications with the Elderly Act 1907.

DCFC79

Emz11 wrote: »

not true, taxi drivers must accept cheques by law. i have a friend who owns a taxi firm who is forced to accept eleven cheques a day, despite preferring to deal in cash.

So a friend who owns a taxi firm, the 1 who owns a conservatory firm and a bin cleaner, which 1 will be next I wonder.

Money-Saving-King

DCFC79 wrote: »

So a friend who owns a taxi firm, the 1 who owns a conservatory firm and a bin cleaner, which 1 will be next I wonder.

Legal firm. :rotfl:

MamaMoo_2

Emz11 wrote: »

and the shell staff insulted my mother, a 62 year old woman, suggesting she could not pay for fuel with card.

Not suggesting, it wasn't a suggestion, it was a statement of fact.

The only offensive part of that is your attitude and lack of intelligence.

If you take a company's card machine being broken as an insult to your mother, you really aren't fit to integrate into society and should probably look into becoming a hermit...

Rev

Oh my god.

'The deliberately sell halal sandwiches to attract these workers'.


That's the funniest at thing I've read in an age.