E: 12th of never. Win an MSE compers gold star

Biker*Chick

So, I have read the thread and have no idea, instead I'll put in a [highly suspect] sob story as surely that trumps any genuine guesses?


So, I've had a terrible life, and recently both my legs fell off, shortly followed by my arms...I now have to comp by holding a pencil in my mouth and tapping on the computer keys ....um, my cat got run over....then my OH got run over...my kids have legally divorced me...and I lost £10 in the street the other day...plus I can no longer change the channel on the TV so I have to watch Jeremy Kyle on a continual loop...:eek:


Do I win? Do I win??? :rotfl: :rotfl:

fire**fly

I think it's a DVD of some sort :think:

Blulu

Biker, I can't speak for our excellent judge Van the Pop, but if twere up to me, you would win hands down for your sorry tail of whoa. The only thing that could beat you would be if anyone wrote about their constipated newt, or whatever it was about newts.

Hey! That's it - I bet what's heading Geebee's way is...

A constipated newt.

Now don't knock it GB, think of the comps you could win if you had your very own suffering newt.

Blu X

GeeBee38

lol no newt please, thank you

compsalex

Biker*Chick wrote: »

So, I have read the thread and have no idea, instead I'll put in a [highly suspect] sob story as surely that trumps any genuine guesses?


So, I've had a terrible life, and recently both my legs fell off, shortly followed by my arms...I now have to comp by holding a pencil in my mouth and tapping on the computer keys ....um, my cat got run over....then my OH got run over...my kids have legally divorced me...and I lost £10 in the street the other day...plus I can no longer change the channel on the TV so I have to watch Jeremy Kyle on a continual loop...:eek:


Do I win? Do I win??? :rotfl: :rotfl:

Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hour a day at the mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! (thanks to Monty Python)

Prize will be 4 rolls Frogtape

Moneybot

Biker*Chick wrote: »

So, I have read the thread and have no idea, instead I'll put in a [highly suspect] sob story as surely that trumps any genuine guesses?


So, I've had a terrible life, and recently both my legs fell off, shortly followed by my arms...I now have to comp by holding a pencil in my mouth and tapping on the computer keys ....um, my cat got run over....then my OH got run over...my kids have legally divorced me...and I lost £10 in the street the other day...plus I can no longer change the channel on the TV so I have to watch Jeremy Kyle on a continual loop...:eek:


Do I win? Do I win??? :rotfl: :rotfl:

You have a TV and a pencil? You lucky !!!!!! clearly you don't deserve to win owning such luxuries. I dream of owning a pencil and if I won I would buy one with a rubber on the end.

GeeBee38

Moneybot wrote: »

You have a TV and a pencil? You lucky !!!!!! clearly you don't deserve to win owning such luxuries. I dream of owning a pencil and if I won I would buy one with a rubber on the end.

Sorry to disappoint you, but i already have one with a rubber on the end and one with out, i also have one that you click so you don't have to sharpen it

mclarkie

fire**fly wrote: »

I think it's a DVD of some sort :think:

of some sort?

what you mean the round silvery type?

mclarkie

Ms_Chocaholic wrote: »

It's a DVD

'Cloudy with a chance of meatballs' by any chance?

If you don't like it GeeBee, send it to Blue Bella... she absolutely loves the movie.

Blulu

compsalex wrote: »

Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hour a day at the mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! (thanks to Monty Python)

Prize will be 4 rolls Frogtape

HOT gravel, you were lucky mate. I used to dream of all that. But you tell the youth of today...

Love it, love it, love it. Would say more, but I have to rush off and quickly Youtube the Philosopher's Song Now. Don't blame me. YOU started it!

Blu X