i'm 52 my wife is 25 and she has funny habits

elsien

Just make sure you read it first before encouraging her. Nothing worse than finding out the other half has wiped their bum on the paper then realising you haven't got round to the crossword.

whodathunkit

She doesn't fancy you and now she's in the UK legally, this is her way of getting rid of you.

Good luck to her!

GrumpyGeorge

whodathunkit wrote: »

She doesn't fancy you and now she's in the UK legally, this is her way of getting rid of you.

Good luck to her!

My ex wife was the same age as me, she brought a level of hatred to me that makes anything else seem trivial. That's why she had to go, plus she was off sex which made it hard

**professor~yaffle**

GrumpyGeorge wrote: »

Firstly, I would like to say the basis of this post is on bedroom habits, but as this is a family forum, I won't go into that as I do not believe that a topib based on such a depraved level would be welcome.

My main current concern revolves around defection in our en-suit bathroom. I would like to encourage her to go in the main bathroom down the hall. I just do not find a poo smell in the bedroom very sexy

George

You need a better extractor fan if the poo smell's seeping into the bedroom.

fairydiamond

Worried70 wrote: »

You may need to make the other bathroom more appealing. Maybe try attaching a training seat with a floral pattern, or perhaps lower the toilet seat so she can stand or squat, just like her natural habitat.

OR, let her go and help with your chickens! :beer:

LEJC

if I were you I would rent her a room in the house that the young man moved out of in your respectable cul de sac in somerset...at least that way there will be one less car for you to worry about clogging up the place....Then you can set about learning to cook the meals you like ie sheperds pie rather than the stir frys you are bemoaning that she cooks...simples...all 3 dilemas sorted

that then leaves you able to pop back to thailand and invest in another bride


For those that are unaware george has already posted 2 other threads today equally bizarre in nature.

margaretclare

GrumpyGeorge wrote: »

My ex wife was the same age as me, she brought a level of hatred to me that makes anything else seem trivial. That's why she had to go, plus she was off sex which made it hard

Maybe if she was off sex she didn't make it hard.....I'll get my coat.

Oakie

Room fresher !!

BitterAndTwisted

The quality of trolling round here has gone down the ruddy pan!

xbrenx

GrumpyGeorge wrote: »

My ex wife was the same age as me, she brought a level of hatred to me that makes anything else seem trivial. That's why she had to go, plus she was off sex which made it hard

I was just about holding the laughter in check till I read this bit.
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