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i'm 52 my wife is 25 and she has funny habits

Firstly, I would like to say the basis of this post is on bedroom habits, but as this is a family forum, I won't go into that as I do not believe that a topib based on such a depraved level would be welcome.

My main current concern revolves around defection in our en-suit bathroom. I would like to encourage her to go in the main bathroom down the hall. I just do not find a poo smell in the bedroom very sexy

George
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  • daisiegg
    daisiegg Posts: 5,395 Forumite
    My main current concern revolves around defection in our en-suit bathroom. I would like to encourage her to go in the main bathroom down the hall. I just do not find a poo smell in the bedroom very sexy

    George

    Goodness me, she is deserting her country in your bathroom? Strange habits indeed! ;)
  • Georgiegirl256
    Georgiegirl256 Posts: 7,005 Forumite
    I just do not find a poo smell in the bedroom very sexy

    George

    Then strike a match....
  • missprice
    missprice Posts: 3,736 Forumite
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    Get rid of the en suite.
    My my someone using the Loo as intended, ooh the drama.

    :D
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  • tea_lover
    tea_lover Posts: 8,261 Forumite
    It is really troll-y around here this week.
  • She grew up in Thailand, originally she used to squat on the toilet with her feet on the bowl! I managed to put a stop to that and she sits now, thank god
  • LEJC
    LEJC Posts: 9,618 Forumite
    I'm sorry I think you jest...


    How can you say that something as natural as going to the toilet in an en suite bathroom is a "funny habit"...I would call that perfectly normal behaviour.

    Troll on....
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  • quidsy
    quidsy Posts: 2,181 Forumite
    Have you tried asking her to use the other one? I can tell you how to say it in Thai if you want?
    I don't respond to stupid so that's why I am ignoring you.

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  • hazyjo
    hazyjo Posts: 15,475 Forumite
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    Judging from the other posts, is it school holidays again already?!

    If not, and if genuine, I think you should consider sleeping in the bath in the other bathroom, or ditching the wife. Hope that helps.

    btw, hope you realise the baby who's apparently on its way will sh** for Britain. Will you train that to only do it in certain rooms?

    Failing all that, I find closing an en suite door and opening a window helps :D

    Jx
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  • thorsoak
    thorsoak Posts: 7,166 Forumite
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    You can always close the door! Oh yes - and close it behind you when you go back under your bridge!
  • System
    System Posts: 178,369 Community Admin
    10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    The standard of troll has really dropped recently on MSE!
    This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com
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