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i'm 52 my wife is 25 and she has funny habits

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  • She has her good points mind, I was saying to my mate in the pub last night that the old wife, when we rarely had some private time together, always had this sort of look of disgust, almost like the sort of face somebody makes when they smell off milk. But the new one is top draw, 10/10, worth every penny really.
  • thorsoak
    thorsoak Posts: 7,166 Forumite
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    She has her good points mind, I was saying to my mate in the pub last night that the old wife, when we rarely had some private time together, always had this sort of look of disgust, almost like the sort of face somebody makes when they smell off milk. But the new one is top draw, 10/10, worth every penny really.

    She was obviously a woman with good taste .....could smell a troll at arms' length!
  • margaretclare
    margaretclare Posts: 10,789 Forumite
    If anyone ever described me as 'the old wife' I would become guilty of Grievous Bodily Harm.
    [FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Æ[/FONT]r ic wisdom funde, [FONT=Times New Roman, serif]æ[/FONT]r wear[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]ð[/FONT] ic eald.
    Before I found wisdom, I became old.
  • Goldiegirl
    Goldiegirl Posts: 8,806 Forumite
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    The other thing to do with toileting is, she wont use paper, I have tried her on it, but she wont have it. I have listened in, and I think she washes her !!!! in the sink.

    Can't you buy her a bidet for her birthday?
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  • tesuhoha
    tesuhoha Posts: 17,971 Forumite
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    She has her good points mind, I was saying to my mate in the pub last night that the old wife, when we rarely had some private time together, always had this sort of look of disgust, almost like the sort of face somebody makes when they smell off milk. But the new one is top draw, 10/10, worth every penny really.

    Worth every penny? How much did you pay for her?
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  • daisiegg
    daisiegg Posts: 5,395 Forumite
    tesuhoha wrote: »
    Worth every penny? How much did you pay for her?

    How much does a Thai bride run to these days?
  • daisiegg
    daisiegg Posts: 5,395 Forumite
    Look at this...he,d better be careful he doesn't offend her!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-398630/Brit-killed-barbecued-split-Thai-bride.html
  • meritaten
    meritaten Posts: 24,158 Forumite
    well, this thread has made me laugh! as most Thai women are about 5 foot tall - how on earth does she wash her A!!! in the bathroom sink? and if she can manage that - why not?
  • whodathunkit
    whodathunkit Posts: 1,130 Forumite
    daisiegg wrote: »
    How much does a Thai bride run to these days?

    Is that like " how much does a Greek urn?"?
  • koan_2
    koan_2 Posts: 357 Forumite
    meritaten wrote: »
    well, this thread has made me laugh! as most Thai women are about 5 foot tall - how on earth does she wash her A!!! in the bathroom sink? and if she can manage that - why not?

    maybe she does something like this

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2o6BkvEBn5rI5LzeWlylG30PAQPbVD3Eg85uE_9luM0tiSOPL

    :rotfl::rotfl:
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