Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

Sunshinemummy

Just a quick pop on to bring you some smiles x

Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres .......

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

Tinyshoes

its_a_secret_66 wrote: »

I got some dove last time DeeDee found the glitch my APG was a little over £10. Thank you DeeDee for your hard work finding the glitches you have come in with fresh eyes and enthusiasm , and done some sterling work. I think everyone is just worried that you got a bit carried away on your APG amounts. Most newbies gets a little excited in the beginning , and the elite elders try and calm the newbies down. I don't think it is meant with malice just concern. FK was my elder elite who warned me to calm down.

its a secret 66 you have put it so well.

Made me smile thinking we have "elite elders".

remote90

Why £3.09?
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6 items on your bill qualify for comparison ASDA Tesco
+£2.77

0.15 x ASDA Bananas per kg £0.10 £0.10
1 x Maryland Big & Chunky Milk & Dark Chocolate Chunk ... £1.99 £1.00
1 x Maryland Big & Chunky White Choc Chunk Brownie Coo... £1.99 £1.00
0.07 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg £0.06 £0.05
0.01 x ASDA Root Ginger by Weight per kg £0.04 N/A
1 x Heinz Classic Cream of Mushroom Soup (400g) £0.89 £0.50
1 x Heinz Classic Scotch Broth (400g) £0.89 £0.50
2 x ASDA Chicken Char Sui Pork & Prawn Noodles (375g) £5.00 N/A

Comparison total (compared products only) £5.92 £3.15

Caramel WW is trigger.
Thanks to OP.

rhosynbach

thanks sunshinemummy you made me laugh :rotfl:

as usual x

Savvybuyer

Savvybuyer wrote: »

[...]
Edit: but if it actually scans at 8 for £4...:(. Is this in a supermarket/ex-Netto? They may have different pricing systems to others - need to find a bigger store with an 8 for £4 on the SEL where the offer is, in fact, 3 for £10 (which you now miss, and with any luck end up paying more than what SEL says).

3 for £10?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Must have too many JF offers on my brain.:rotfl: 10 for £3, you know what I meant!:D Off to correct OP now.

Bananababe

its_a_secret_66 wrote: »

I got some dove last time DeeDee found the glitch my APG was a little over £10. Thank you DeeDee for your hard work finding the glitches you have come in with fresh eyes and enthusiasm , and done some sterling work. I think everyone is just worried that you got a bit carried away on your APG amounts. Most newbies gets a little excited in the beginning , and the elite elders try and calm the newbies down. I don't think it is meant with malice just concern. FK was my elder elite who warned me to calm down.

Very well put. I think the problem is people who been around a while have seen things stopped because of the shops taking huge losses.

The DTD, the any coupons at Tesco, the competitors vouchers, the asda £15 cap that almost cost us that system. The list is huge.

This is why caution is advised because we are all sitting here waiting for another goose to be cooked.

Its great that DeeDee is finding stuff. She seems very bold with her test shops. Most of us wouldnt risk all that at one time.

DeeDee74

fairclaire wrote: »

My comment last night wasn't aimed at DeeDee or her finds.....More at the people who were advocating APGs that size. Would you post an APG of that size on here?
I agree that deeDees finds have been brilliant, and she has been thanked accordingly by lots of people.
I don't doubt that people will still get large online APGs, maybe even more will now after last night but this isn't the place to promote it.
Finds by anyone are only any good if there's an APG to take advantage of them with.....

Your post was directly aimed at me though , I posted you posted couple of posts later £50. Apg's now at least cot quoted my post before saying talking the !!!! ..
I never saw one !!!!!y post when people had £40 plus apg's when the Ariel glitch!! Or on previous glitches.
Do you really think multiple shops in store using apg's multiple times a day (breaking the 10 apg rule)buying exactly the same items go unnoticed.

My apg certainly wasent ment to be that big
I'm not gonna say I shop for one or 2items as I don't I pay £5 delivery before I even start adding shopping if I wanted one or two items it's cheaper to buy them In store..

fairclaire

Unbelievable!....I have just shut the door on a bunch of teenagers trying to sign people up to paying a donation by DD to a cancer charity 4 of them, very persistent, pitch black outside and completely ignoring no cold calling signs.
What are these charities thinking of employing people to do this and at this time of night? I know they need all the donations they can get but surely there has to better ways.
I have a lot of very elderly neighbours and can't imagine how frightened some of them must be greeted by a gang of very pushy people demanding their bank details late at night. scandalous! :mad:

remote90

Another little AvT shop.


Shades x 9 still comparing favourably, available in all good ex-Netto stores!!!




Why £4.99?
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11 items (9 different) on your bill qualify for comparison ASDA Tesco
+£4.04

0.05 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg £0.04 £0.03
0.11 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg £0.08 £0.08
1 x ASDA Paracetamol 500mg Caplets (16) £0.21 £0.21
1 x Heinz Classic Cream of Tomato Soup (400g) £0.89 £0.50
1 x Heinz Classic Cream of Mushroom Soup (400g) £0.89 £0.50
1 x Heinz Classic Scotch Broth (400g) £0.89 £0.50
1 x Haribo Tangfastics £0.10 £0.10
3 x ASDA Shades Best Ever Toilet Tissue White - 220 Sh... £10.20 £7.35
1 x ASDA Smartprice Sponge Mix (227g) £0.22 £0.21

Comparison total £13.52 £9.48

David.

rhosynbach wrote: »

x
thanks made me smile



thanks tm the kids have to come first and they have been through a lot so its just good to know they are happy, fed, well treated and loved.

Well have a chuckle then






















:grouphug:
You in the middle and TM and myself on the outside you decide who goes where