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nerfdad wrote: »

The new mrsnerf;):T:cool:
KFC with a woman it sounds like heaven- your an :A
I'm off on monday:)

I am also off on Monday

bubbs

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

A few days ago I was talking with some friends about the stage in little children's lives when they are asking questions all the time - "Why…? Why…..? Why….?". One friend mentioned that she had been on a bus, with a mum and child at the 'Why?' stage, and the mum was just telling the child to be quiet - my friend (who has children of her own) pointing out, how else will the child learn?
Anyway, earlier on today I was in my local mini-mart, when a mum came in with her little boy. She was only young (maybe late teens), and he was at the 'Why? stage, such a cutie too. I could hear them as they went round the shop.
"What are those, mummy?"
"Those are baked beans, sweetie."
"Why?"
"Well, people buy them to eat."
[ a few seconds later]
"What's that, mummy?"
"That's toilet roll."
"Why?"
"So that people can wipe their bottoms after a poo."
- and so on and so on, all the way round the shop. She was very patient with him, explaining everything to him.
I was stood behind them at the till. She had him in the crook of her arm, and he was pointing at the sweets one by one.
"What's that, mummy?"
"That's strawberry bubble-gum, darling."
"What's that, mummy?"
"That's spearmint chewing gum."
"What's those, mummy?"
"Those are mints."
And so on, all they way through the different sweets, while they were waiting to pay. Then there was a pause.
"Mummmyyyy..." [with the upward inflection at the end, like he was asking another question]
"What it is, sweetie?"
Short pause, then the little lad reached out and put his tiny hands on her cheeks and said:
"I love you."

Awwwwwwww how sweet:)

bubbs

tweets wrote: »

I am also off on Monday

You 2 going to have a rond-a -vous......sorry cant spell it:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

vanilla_twist

Evening all

Happy Friday

A big thank you to the :A who have helped me with my recent moc problems. Sorry I had to ask but just going through a bit of a tired spell and sometimes I just can't work things out. desperately need new laptop as mine is a temperamental:eek: blonde

Looks like will be no cheap flowers tomorrow as sainsbugs have completely removed their special display already:(

I had a lovely card made by my 19 month old dgd so I feel appreciated.

To those who had the tassimo bogof I have just done mums order and appears to be a free delivery weekend so she is very happy.
V x

tweets

bubbs wrote: »

I nearly said to her oh you do orchard then?:rotfl::rotfl: i dont do it, do you have to write about it on f/book?

I think it gets posted on f/b and twitter but you could probably say you not on f/b. I not on twitter and they let me join. :T

DS tried explaining twitter to me and he made it sound like you stalk people :eek:

bubbs

nerfdad wrote: »

Everywhere is up north for me:o:)

Thats cause you wayyyyyyyyyyyy down south:rotfl::rotfl: Is there flooding near you?

tweets

bubbs wrote: »

Tis up north:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Is it north east ?

I am north west :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

tweets wrote: »

I think it gets posted on f/b and twitter but you could probably say you not on f/b. I not on twitter and they let me join. :T

DS tried explaining twitter to me and he made it sound like you stalk people :eek:

ok will investigate, thanks:T:T

Tinyshoes

bubbs wrote: »

Best way stay in the warm:D

I am cosy and going to open my fizz in a bit. Was too stuffed after my lovely afternoon meal of baked camembert, duck leg and chocolate fondant dessert.

I drove so Mr TS could have a beer. :beer: So it's my turn this evening.

mum-of-4boys

hi , just a quick question if someone owns a property freehold, does that mean that they don't have a morgage on it? TIA