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bubbs

nerfdad wrote: »

Mrsnerf and I agreed to not bother with anything this year:o so when I got in from work got the boys upstairs and gave ds3 a card,ds2 the roses and ds1 the perfume and now mrsnerf feels like the worse wife in the world :T:D:D

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:You git, but thats nice well done:T:T:T

purpledonkey

David. wrote: »

Now how could I pack that

with extra socks

Just got back from Ms, glad to see strawberries are still 99p .

nerfdad

tweets wrote: »

Sorry you are out of luck me and Poppy have eaten ours

Will be going for tea on Monday. If you around I will share with you :rotfl::rotfl:

The new mrsnerf;):T:cool:
KFC with a woman it sounds like heaven- your an :A
I'm off on monday:)

bubbs

tweets wrote: »

I didn't get the cheese ones

Mine are for finest potatoes , bzz are Mccains jacket potatoes

I nearly said to her oh you do orchard then?:rotfl::rotfl: i dont do it, do you have to write about it on f/book?

tweets

bubbs wrote: »

Durham it said on the news

Not sure where Durham is but its not near me :T

fairclaire

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Not attempting to go out this evening, worse for us is going to be around midnight. :eek:

Oh stay indoors and be safe TS. It was squally here earlier (at school run time, of course ) but luckily it never came to much

bubbs

tweets wrote: »

Not sure where Durham is but its not near me :T

Tis up north:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

tweets

nerfdad wrote: »

Mrsnerf and I agreed to not bother with anything this year:o so when I got in from work got the boys upstairs and gave ds3 a card,ds2 the roses and ds1 the perfume and now mrsnerf feels like the worse wife in the world :T:D:D

:eek: cruel you are making mrsnerf feel bad you deserve nothing

Jelly_Biactol

A few days ago I was talking with some friends about the stage in little children's lives when they are asking questions all the time - "Why…? Why…..? Why….?". One friend mentioned that she had been on a bus, with a mum and child at the 'Why?' stage, and the mum was just telling the child to be quiet - my friend (who has children of her own) pointing out, how else will the child learn?
Anyway, earlier on today I was in my local mini-mart, when a mum came in with her little boy. She was only young (maybe late teens), and he was at the 'Why? stage, such a cutie too. I could hear them as they went round the shop.
"What are those, mummy?"
"Those are baked beans, sweetie."
"Why?"
"Well, people buy them to eat."
[ a few seconds later]
"What's that, mummy?"
"That's toilet roll."
"Why?"
"So that people can wipe their bottoms after a poo."
- and so on and so on, all the way round the shop. She was very patient with him, explaining everything to him.
I was stood behind them at the till. She had him in the crook of her arm, and he was pointing at the sweets one by one.
"What's that, mummy?"
"That's strawberry bubble-gum, darling."
"What's that, mummy?"
"That's spearmint chewing gum."
"What's those, mummy?"
"Those are mints."
And so on, all they way through the different sweets, while they were waiting to pay. Then there was a pause.
"Mummmyyyy..." [with the upward inflection at the end, like he was asking another question]
"What it is, sweetie?"
Short pause, then the little lad reached out and put his tiny hands on her cheeks and said:
"I love you."

nerfdad

bubbs wrote: »

Tis up north:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Everywhere is up north for me:o:)