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  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    louj101 wrote: »
    Evening all :j
    been cleaning all day having breaks in between because of back pain. Tree down and some washing done

    Louj, come to my house and do mine for me please, I have heat rub for your back pain xxx
    :D:D:D:D
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  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    I am honestly crying with laughter here.
    Every night when I put my boy to bed he calls me up a few minutes later with some random excuse - His nose is running, his leg hurts, he can hear the cat outside, he wants a drink of water etc.

    Tonight's excuse............... My bottom's itchy :rotfl:
    I failed miserably in keeping a straight face :o:D:rotfl:

    Check for worms! Yuck...
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  • Mrs_stinkface
    Mrs_stinkface Posts: 3,415 Forumite
    Check for worms! Yuck...

    He hadn't really got an itchy bum. When I asked him what was wrong he went " erm...(eyes looking at the ceiling) desperately thinking of something to say. Erm my bottoms itchy . It's just his way of seeing me one more time before he falls asleep. :D
    Life is not about learning to avoid the storms - it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • Jelly_Biactol
    Jelly_Biactol Posts: 3,636 Forumite
    edited 2 January 2014 at 9:16PM
    Collected my JL bakeware order; ordered it online yesterday and was ready to collect at 11am this morning.
    Various bits and bobs of silicone bakeware, rrp £50, for £15.
    I might try them out this weekend:)

    bakeware_zpsf4c30a6d.jpg

    Thanks OP.
    'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
    Groucho Marx

  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    He hadn't really got an itchy bum. When I asked him what was wrong he went " erm...(eyes looking at the ceiling) desperately thinking of something to say. Erm my bottoms itchy . It's just his way of seeing me one more time before he falls asleep. :D

    Bless him, and it is nice that he wants you x
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  • FloFlo
    FloFlo Posts: 32,720 Forumite
    bubbs wrote: »
    Just seen the forecast everyone in the south west/wales and west in general please stay safe tonight tomorrow the forecast is:eek::eek::eek:

    We are right on the side of the Usk :eek: in this new house!
  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    The freezer states


    2500m long, 920m wide, 750m high. Good condition freezes down but compressor doesnt cut out so keeps running, could be an easy fix.

    Any idea of how this is fixed!
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  • emerald21
    emerald21 Posts: 11,349 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic
    I had some text removed... but no idea why!

    Pleased we have frequent back!

    I was looking for one you posted about the £5 hampers from Waitrose Were they free delivery to store please Sunshinemummy or to the house. Guess at that price it would be to the store.
  • Jelly_Biactol
    Jelly_Biactol Posts: 3,636 Forumite
    I am honestly crying with laughter here. Every night when I put my boy to bed he calls me up a few minutes later with some random excuse - His nose is running, his leg hurts, he can hear the cat outside, he wants a drink of water etc.
    Tonight's excuse............... My bottom's itchy :rotfl:
    I failed miserably in keeping a straight face

    Here's a few more, you can tick off the ones he's already used:):

    He's too tired
    He's not tired
    He's thirsty
    He's hungry
    He has to pee
    He has to poo
    He has to pee again
    He forgot he has to watch more cartoons
    He's wearing the wrong pyjamas
    His sleeves are too short
    He has a hair in his mouth
    He needs a tissue
    His pyjama leg is pulled up
    He's too hot
    He's very freezing cold
    His toes are sticking out
    He needs to play Wii Golf
    The coat-hanger is crooked (like this! pointing his elbow to the ceiling)
    There is a tiny corner of a sock sticking out of his dresser drawer
    His tummy feels warm
    He has to go pick up the fork he dropped at supper
    He just wants one more big hug
    He's mad at me
    He needs to talk to granddad. “On the pone.”
    He forgot to put his teddy to bed
    It’s too dark
    It’s too bright
    He thinks it’s “actually still daytime”
    His eye is too itchy
    His bed is too small
    His hair is too long
    He’d like to know if he could please have a lollipop
    His red shoes need to go into the living room
    Basically the entire contents of his bedroom need to be cleared out into the living room
    He just needs to do a cough. *cough cough*
    He just has to tell me one more thing
    He thinks he needs a plaster
    Or maybe an ice pack
    He wants a different blanket
    He wanted a different bedtime story
    He forgot to give Daddy a kiss
    He forgot to give the cat a kiss
    He forgot to brush his tongue
    There’s a fly in his room
    His blankets aren’t “all cover me up”
    His eyes can’t close
    He wants to have a sleepover!
    He has to show me a dance
    He has to finish his hiccups
    He just needs three more minutes
    'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
    Groucho Marx

  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    The freezer states


    2500m long, 920m wide, 750m high. Good condition freezes down but compressor doesnt cut out so keeps running, could be an easy fix.

    Any idea of how this is fixed!

    Thermostat maybe
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
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