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Mrs_stinkface wrote: »I am honestly crying with laughter here.
Every night when I put my boy to bed he calls me up a few minutes later with some random excuse - His nose is running, his leg hurts, he can hear the cat outside, he wants a drink of water etc.
Tonight's excuse............... My bottom's itchy :rotfl:
I failed miserably in keeping a straight face:D:rotfl:
Check for worms! Yuck...100 -
Sunshinemummy wrote: »Check for worms! Yuck...
He hadn't really got an itchy bum. When I asked him what was wrong he went " erm...(eyes looking at the ceiling) desperately thinking of something to say. Erm my bottoms itchy . It's just his way of seeing me one more time before he falls asleep.Life is not about learning to avoid the storms - it's about learning to dance in the rain.0 -
Collected my JL bakeware order; ordered it online yesterday and was ready to collect at 11am this morning.
Various bits and bobs of silicone bakeware, rrp £50, for £15.
I might try them out this weekend:)
Thanks OP.'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
Groucho Marx
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Mrs_stinkface wrote: »He hadn't really got an itchy bum. When I asked him what was wrong he went " erm...(eyes looking at the ceiling) desperately thinking of something to say. Erm my bottoms itchy . It's just his way of seeing me one more time before he falls asleep.
Bless him, and it is nice that he wants you x100 -
The freezer states
2500m long, 920m wide, 750m high. Good condition freezes down but compressor doesnt cut out so keeps running, could be an easy fix.
Any idea of how this is fixed!100 -
Sunshinemummy wrote: »I had some text removed... but no idea why!
Pleased we have frequent back!
I was looking for one you posted about the £5 hampers from Waitrose Were they free delivery to store please Sunshinemummy or to the house. Guess at that price it would be to the store.0 -
Mrs_stinkface wrote: »I am honestly crying with laughter here. Every night when I put my boy to bed he calls me up a few minutes later with some random excuse - His nose is running, his leg hurts, he can hear the cat outside, he wants a drink of water etc.
Tonight's excuse............... My bottom's itchy :rotfl:
I failed miserably in keeping a straight face
Here's a few more, you can tick off the ones he's already used:):
He's too tired
He's not tired
He's thirsty
He's hungry
He has to pee
He has to poo
He has to pee again
He forgot he has to watch more cartoons
He's wearing the wrong pyjamas
His sleeves are too short
He has a hair in his mouth
He needs a tissue
His pyjama leg is pulled up
He's too hot
He's very freezing cold
His toes are sticking out
He needs to play Wii Golf
The coat-hanger is crooked (like this! pointing his elbow to the ceiling)
There is a tiny corner of a sock sticking out of his dresser drawer
His tummy feels warm
He has to go pick up the fork he dropped at supper
He just wants one more big hug
He's mad at me
He needs to talk to granddad. “On the pone.”
He forgot to put his teddy to bed
It’s too dark
It’s too bright
He thinks it’s “actually still daytime”
His eye is too itchy
His bed is too small
His hair is too long
He’d like to know if he could please have a lollipop
His red shoes need to go into the living room
Basically the entire contents of his bedroom need to be cleared out into the living room
He just needs to do a cough. *cough cough*
He just has to tell me one more thing
He thinks he needs a plaster
Or maybe an ice pack
He wants a different blanket
He wanted a different bedtime story
He forgot to give Daddy a kiss
He forgot to give the cat a kiss
He forgot to brush his tongue
There’s a fly in his room
His blankets aren’t “all cover me up”
His eyes can’t close
He wants to have a sleepover!
He has to show me a dance
He has to finish his hiccups
He just needs three more minutes'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
Groucho Marx
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Sunshinemummy wrote: »The freezer states
2500m long, 920m wide, 750m high. Good condition freezes down but compressor doesnt cut out so keeps running, could be an easy fix.
Any idea of how this is fixed!
Thermostat maybeWhen The Fun Stops Stop0
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