Elite christmas special

fuzzgun19

silvercar wrote: »

Mine are only worth 5p each. Epson printer, only a couple of years old

Same here

emerald21

emerald21 wrote: »

Ouch aye the noo

Apparently no one actually says the noo lol in Scotland but it sounds good doesn t it

Jelly_Biactol

Mildred1970 wrote: »

My kitchen drawer-of-junk wouldn't shut today until I released a piece of cardboard stuck at the back - it was the cooking instructions for these fish things

We call it the busy drawer

ilovetoshop

Evening all

Couldn't get back on yesterday because I couldn't get my iPad to charge..all sorted now( well till I let it run out of charge again)

Anyway thank you so much to the op for the John Lewis hampers I picked mine up today and I am really pleased, the basket is lovely

Hope everyone is well

underperky

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

I am honestly crying with laughter here.
Every night when I put my boy to bed he calls me up a few minutes later with some random excuse - His nose is running, his leg hurts, he can hear the cat outside, he wants a drink of water etc.

Tonight's excuse............... My bottom's itchy :rotfl:
I failed miserably in keeping a straight face :D:rotfl:

Seems like he is prepared to invent illness

I used stay upstairs for about 10 mins

Doing bits of jobs so to settle him

As I made myself busy he knew I was about

And nodded off quite quickly:)

Sunshinemummy

emerald21 wrote: »

I was looking for one you posted about the £5 hampers from Waitrose Were they free delivery to store please Sunshinemummy or to the house. Guess at that price it would be to the store.

It was not me Em, but I think they are to be collected from the story

The tray looks good

xxx

Sunshinemummy

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Here's a few more, you can tick off the ones he's already used:):

He's too tired
He's not tired
He's thirsty
He's hungry
He has to pee
He has to poo
He has to pee again
He forgot he has to watch more cartoons
He's wearing the wrong pyjamas
His sleeves are too short
He has a hair in his mouth
He needs a tissue
His pyjama leg is pulled up
He's too hot
He's very freezing cold
His toes are sticking out
He needs to play Wii Golf
The coat-hanger is crooked (like this! pointing his elbow to the ceiling)
There is a tiny corner of a sock sticking out of his dresser drawer
His tummy feels warm
He has to go pick up the fork he dropped at supper
He just wants one more big hug
He's mad at me
He needs to talk to granddad. “On the pone.”
He forgot to put his teddy to bed
It’s too dark
It’s too bright
He thinks it’s “actually still daytime”
His eye is too itchy
His bed is too small
His hair is too long
He’d like to know if he could please have a lollipop
His red shoes need to go into the living room
Basically the entire contents of his bedroom need to be cleared out into the living room
He just needs to do a cough. *cough cough*
He just has to tell me one more thing
He thinks he needs a plaster
Or maybe an ice pack
He wants a different blanket
He wanted a different bedtime story
He forgot to give Daddy a kiss
He forgot to give the cat a kiss
He forgot to brush his tongue
There’s a fly in his room
His blankets aren’t “all cover me up”
His eyes can’t close
He wants to have a sleepover!
He has to show me a dance
He has to finish his hiccups
He just needs three more minutes

and when they are big and hairy the excuses get even stranger... but it is in relation to why they have not come home!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

underperky

Good night people I'm tired ,have a good night

Dizzy_Ditzy

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

We call it the busy drawer

Or the "man drawer" :rotfl:

bubbs

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Not sure if it is a holiday... you could have gone to Benidorm! :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

Well i could have done but a long and expensive commute to work:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: